VinceBlood Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Hi, Jaw Sword. It's me, Vince. We need to talk. I know you think we've had a good run these 29 levels. I know you think that I've enjoyed using you because I'm using you so much. The truth is that I can't stand you. You can't hit multiple enemies. Your crit rate is low. You're so slow for a longsword that I briefly considered selling you and going back to Gram. Even after mods, you're still difficult and not worth my time. I know you think it's been fun. It hasn't. When you hit 30, pack your things. I'm selling you. I regret the time I spent leveling you. If it wasn't for Mastery Rank, I would have sold you at level 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_OG_Slinger Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 So true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelsiusPrime Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 but...but... I look nice... :(Please Vince, keep me for my beauty? *insert puppy dog eyes here* Love, Jaw Sword Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-CM-Zura Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 So fun XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidinah Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 I recommend holding onto it until after DE does their longsword changes. There is a chance it will end up becoming seriously cool! It is the only thing keeping me from selling my Mire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aigloblam Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Dear Vince, This is Jaw Sword, and I just wanted to tell you that i've been cheating on you this whole time, With Twins. Me and the Zorens have been doing it behind your back since level 3. So forgive me if i couldn't give you my all. Also, Im Pregnant, and im almost half sure its yours. So you just go right ahead and sell me, I'll keep in touch. Sincerely Yours, "Crit Failure" Jaw Sword. ************************ Honestly i dont blame you a bit, i didnt like it either...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordofTibera Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Yeah i only have so many weapons slots and so many new weps that are just better in every regard. I sold the alert-only longswords--pangolin, jaw, and dark swords. Sucks cuz im proud of them but they're just garbage... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidolon_Slayer Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Well.. I've yet to add that weapon to my Vault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSalmonWithLemon Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 I have nearly every weapon in this game (maybe 5 I don't have 2 of which I don't care to have...useless), this problem is an issue plaguing most weapons in this game. DE doesn't hold their philosophy of Warframes to weapons, and it is a serious shame. They said they didn't want any Warframe to be a God-tier yet they are doing this exactly with weapons--which is making nearly everything other than clan weapons and newest update weapons useless. It is devaluing the weapon slots and will ultimately lead to lower sales because of increase inflation and systematic dilution of weapon effectiveness. Welcome to the world of Diablo... useless weapons... everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashDaxter Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Very sad story :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassem Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Jaw Sword: So beautiful, so very useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dasmir Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Longsword history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidolon_Slayer Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Longsword history. A relic of the past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerichoFayne Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 A relic of the past. It is an elegant weapon from a more civilized age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_man_ninja_gun Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Liek dis iff u cri evrtim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psicomax Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 (edited) sold mine sold the zorens too and the cleavers but i have the ichors so its ok Edited September 27, 2013 by Psicomax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FableTale Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Yup this is becoming my favorite topic now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozkrawler Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 agree with this... DE need to buff longswords.. not only the jaw sword.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VER1 Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 One of the first Warframe images has Excalibur with a longsword in one hand ready to strike with a pistol in the other about to fire. Was there a time where DE were intending to allow duel wield of a single pistol and longsword? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerichoFayne Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 One of the first Warframe images has Excalibur with a longsword in one hand ready to strike with a pistol in the other about to fire. Was there a time where DE were intending to allow duel wield of a single pistol and longsword? The short answer is never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaelan Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 One of the first Warframe images has Excalibur with a longsword in one hand ready to strike with a pistol in the other about to fire. Was there a time where DE were intending to allow duel wield of a single pistol and longsword? You basically already have this...There is no animation lag between firing your sidearm and drawing your melee weapon so even though you don't hold both weapons in your hand at the same time you still get the same effect. Plus how stupid would it be to shoot your gun while holding a sword, or swing a sword with a gun in your hand? We're supposed to be ninjas not stupid untrained five year olds who will end up shooting their eye out or cutting off their own hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yarash2110 Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 The only melee weps viable after level 80 are duel zoran fragor, and any utility melee that there is, and that includes orthos prime, even tho it does the most charge damage the fastest, needing to charge 10 times to kill a heavy? I dont consider that viable, and i actually didnt see the galatine stats yet so we'll see about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH_PRIME Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 haha Jaw sword... i thought it was just supposed to be hung on the wall of the Dojo?i didnt know anyone actually USED itnext You will be telling me that someones actually used the Pangolin sword!!! Well we have the Galatine now.... every other Melee weapon in game can be put up on the wall now to gather dust... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volume Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Jaw Sword and Pangolin Sword and stuff like that are almost all terrible. Most alert weapons are outclassed by better stuff now. I remember when Heat Sword was the best weapon in the game. Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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