Serialkillerwhale Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Face it peeps, Rhino is the manliest of the warframes. His codpiece alone has taken more damage than another frame's entire body. Rhino has a Primed Chamber, on his Ogris. Rhino knocks down rollers. When the laws of physics tried to stop rhino from stomping, he punched physics in the face so hard it broke damage 1.0 and DE had to create damage 2.0 to replace it. Rhino stomps so hard it takes people time to realize they're dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Xuiryus Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Rhino has a Primed Chamber, on his Ogris. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Entari0 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Rhino uses the ogris. For his melee weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barda1 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Which is the girliest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpilockT_T Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Rhino use his johnson as melee weapon. jk >< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-A6A7 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 (edited) Rhino isn't slow, he just like to give his enemies some time to get ready and say their goodbyes... Edited January 26, 2014 by HK-A6A7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganglius Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Chuck Norris doesn't get scared.... He gets Rhino!.... That doesn't sound right >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serialkillerwhale Posted January 26, 2014 Author Share Posted January 26, 2014 (edited) Chuck norris roundhouse kicked rhino Chuck norris then exploded, creating the big bang. Rhino always runs with 8 serration on his Boar Prime. When rhino fires a shotgun at long range, it does more damage. Rhino doesn't pull the trigger, he intimidates the bullets into running away from him. Rhino's favorite melee is dual Stalkers. Edited January 26, 2014 by Serialkillerwhale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komatoast Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Before the stalker goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for rhino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petersheikah Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Rhino doesn't pull the trigger, he intimidates the bullets into running away from him. Oh god that was awesome :'D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serialkillerwhale Posted January 26, 2014 Author Share Posted January 26, 2014 (edited) One day as rhino was waling his pet lephantis, a eviscerator shot him, after an hour of painful bleeding, the eviscerator died. When the world was young, rhino broke off his horn and threw it into space, today this horn is known as the orokin tower. Rhino isn't a prime because being a prime implies the orokin made you. Rhino can stealth attack from the front. Rhino isn't a space ninja, ninja is a non-space rhino. Rhino can behead a roller with his Bo. Rhino can eat a mega meat bowl. If superman fought goku, rhino would win. Rhino doesn't need to drink powerthirst to make 400 babies. Edited January 26, 2014 by Serialkillerwhale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BizarreFetalChimpanzee Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Rhino killed the Stalker with his own thumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Underneath Rhinos codpiece is a third fist. Rhino doesn't sleep, he waits When Rhino plays Rock paper scissors, and choses Rock he always wins. Nothing can withstand a Rhino fist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komatoast Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Rhino can break Uranus in two with just one punch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royce_Bracket Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Rhino can make the Harvester spawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volvadin Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Rhino iron skin isn't made out of iron, it's made out of Rhino's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mandachordian-Tenno- Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Rhino's codpiece is what happens if you melt 9000 Potatoed, 8formad Galatines and attach it to rhino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix86 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Rhino can surround his enemies... alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Rhino has a little brother... his little brother is Zer0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EganMC Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 OH YEAH, WELL VAUBAN CAN... ... Eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serialkillerwhale Posted January 27, 2014 Author Share Posted January 27, 2014 Rhino does not walk, he moves the universe around him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faustias Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 (edited) Rhino can cleanse the infestation going on in Uranus in one stomp. Contrary to Stalker's codex, it was only Rhino who killed the Orokin. He stomped, triggering Molecular Prime even before Nova had the chance to cast it. Edited January 27, 2014 by faustias Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix86 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 (edited) Before wishing for a weapon to be released, Rhino already owns it. Potatoed. Edited January 27, 2014 by Phoenix86 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serialkillerwhale Posted January 28, 2014 Author Share Posted January 28, 2014 When Rhino formas a weapon, it gains 30 levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Rhino formed Booben. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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