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#1 Serialkillerwhale

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:13 AM

Face it peeps, Rhino is the manliest of the warframes.

 

His codpiece alone has taken more damage than another frame's entire body.

 

Rhino has a Primed Chamber, on his Ogris.

 

Rhino knocks down rollers.

 

When the laws of physics tried to stop rhino from stomping, he punched physics in the face so hard it broke damage 1.0 and DE had to create damage 2.0 to replace it.

 

Rhino stomps so hard it takes people time to realize they're dead.



#2 (PS4)Xuiryus

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:15 AM

Rhino has a Primed Chamber, on his Ogris.

 

+1



#3 Entari0

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:18 AM

Rhino uses the ogris. For his melee weapon.



#4 Barda1

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:20 AM

Which is the girliest?



#5 SpilockT_T

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:21 AM

Rhino use his johnson as melee weapon. jk ><



#6 HK-A6A7

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:25 AM

Rhino isn't slow, he just like to give his enemies some time to get ready and say their goodbyes...


Edited by HK-A6A7, 26 January 2014 - 11:27 AM.


#7 Ganglius

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:38 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't get scared.... He gets Rhino!

.... That doesn't sound right >.>



#8 Serialkillerwhale

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 01:19 PM

Chuck norris roundhouse kicked rhino

Chuck norris then exploded, creating the big bang.

 

Rhino always runs with 8 serration on his Boar Prime.

 

When rhino fires a shotgun at long range, it does more damage.

 

Rhino doesn't pull the trigger, he intimidates the bullets into running away from him.

 

Rhino's favorite melee is dual Stalkers.


Edited by Serialkillerwhale, 26 January 2014 - 01:25 PM.


#9 Komatoast

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 01:27 PM

Before the stalker goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for rhino.



#10 Petersheikah

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 01:38 PM

Rhino doesn't pull the trigger, he intimidates the bullets into running away from him.

 

Oh god that was awesome :'D



#11 Serialkillerwhale

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 02:21 PM

One day as rhino was waling his pet lephantis, a eviscerator shot him, after an hour of painful bleeding, the eviscerator died.

 

When the world was young, rhino broke off his horn and threw it into space, today this horn is known as the orokin tower.

 

Rhino isn't a prime because being a prime implies the orokin made you.

 

Rhino can stealth attack from the front.

 

Rhino isn't a space ninja, ninja is a non-space rhino.

 

Rhino can behead a roller with his Bo.

 

Rhino can eat a mega meat bowl.

 

If superman fought goku, rhino would win.

 

Rhino doesn't need to drink powerthirst to make 400 babies.


Edited by Serialkillerwhale, 26 January 2014 - 02:25 PM.


#12 BizarreFetalChimpanzee

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 04:00 PM

Rhino killed the Stalker with his own thumb.



#13 Sixty5

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 05:17 PM

Underneath Rhinos codpiece is a third fist.

Rhino doesn't sleep, he waits

When Rhino plays Rock paper scissors, and choses Rock he always wins. Nothing can withstand a Rhino fist.

#14 Komatoast

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Posted 27 January 2014 - 01:14 AM

Rhino can break Uranus in two with just one punch.



#15 ArdentSky

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Posted 27 January 2014 - 02:14 AM

Rhino can make the Harvester spawn.

#16 FatPokemon

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Posted 27 January 2014 - 02:20 AM

Rhino iron skin isn't made out of iron, it's made out of Rhino's.



#17 JamieSpyder

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Posted 27 January 2014 - 02:35 AM

Rhino's codpiece is what happens if you melt 9000 Potatoed, 8formad Galatines and attach it to rhino



#18 Phoenix86

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Posted 27 January 2014 - 04:32 AM

Rhino can surround his enemies... alone.



#19 genthis

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Posted 27 January 2014 - 05:01 AM

Rhino has a little brother... his little brother is Zer0.



#20 EganMC

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Posted 27 January 2014 - 05:12 AM

OH YEAH, WELL VAUBAN CAN...

...

Eh.