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Rhino: The Manframe.


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It is said that Rhino can lift Mjolnir when he is unworthy.

 

This is false. Rhino is always worthy. It is Mjolnir that is unworthy.

You win a cookie.

 

A MANLY COOKIE.

 

 

Rhino doesn't bake. He fires an Ignis over the basic ingredients for five seconds and it all assembles and bakes itself to perfection out of fear.

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Rhino is never poor. his iron skin is really platinum skin. rhino prime? its oxium. when rhino needs to go to the store and pick up some milk he picks up the store and leaves the milk behind. it is corpus greedy milk crushed from there skulls by rhino's fists. rhino does not drink greedy milk, only wee baby men like loki do.

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