7grims Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 (edited) Dear Digital Extremes, the lack of option to get rid of a kubrow is unreasonable. My Kubrow, Goat, will starve till death, until there is an option to release him to the wild. I shall not give him DNA stabilizers, his life/death will be on your hands, there is only a few days left. Save him fast! Stop this animal cruelty. Day 1: Day 2: (Since there are female and male kubrows, how about a dojo matting room so they can produce some eggs?) (A kitchenette for omelets would also be nice) Day 3: (If 1 den drops 1 egg, how come all 4 players claim to have catched it?) Day 4: (If I can't shoot down old Yeller on the... backyard, at least gimme options) Day 5: (He haves negative loyalty, this is 100% disloyal; he must be working for the gorpus or maybe the creener) Day 6: (Who is your favorite pixel pet killer? THIS GUY) Day 7: (This is taking forever... DE make his pain stop, PLEASE!) Day 8: (It's harder to kill a kubrow, then killing a boss) Day 9: (I feed Spotted $&*^ to my kubrow, and he loves it -> https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4097/4803739506_4c9bbd8c7d.jpg ) Chapter 10: (in his slumber, Goat dreams of his last meal, when he had dead baby stem cells, that kept him healthy and smiling) (this is getting dark) Day 11 (Goat is dying of starvation, and also dying of boredom) Day 12: (Farewell Mr. Goat, you only have 24 hours left in you) Day 13: (The End) Digital Extremes as allowed for Goat to starve till death... Goat's soul is now in hell, cause the bible says animals don't go to heaven. The A-team as located and defeated the evil corporation once known as Digital Extremes, the rumor says they have been cursed, and this curse as mutated them into deformed creatures that nowadays infest the Eris system. --------------- Humor is important, as much as options. --------------- AUGUST 8TH: COMMUNITY HOT TOPICS! https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/286178-august-8th-community-hot-topics/?p=3279713#entry3279713 Vote up !!! ---------------- In Honor Of Sir Puppington, showing us the life spam and death our new pets: Thank you for the video Archistopheles. --------------- "WTF u haves a Flow mod card emblem" https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/41230-join-flow-to-become-300-hotter-mature-content-warning/----- Edited August 11, 2014 by 7grims Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeitzbach Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I'm more impressed that someone uses a flow card as an emblem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 When I read the title, I thought you were going on a starvation strike until DE(L) reacts to your wishes. I would advise to change the title to something a bit less ambiguous to prevent any more confusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I'm more impressed that someone uses a flow card as an emblem. Indeed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBurritoSlayingTaco Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 YO AT LEAST GIVE ME THE TWO IMPRINTS MAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBurritoSlayingTaco Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 When I read the title, I thought you were going on a starvation strike until DE(L) reacts to your wishes. I would advise to change the title to something a bit less ambiguous to prevent any more confusion. I'm fasting because why not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I'm fasting because why not. Well, it does look quite silly to fast for a computer game (and I think fasting in general is rather silly too, but the reasoning behind it could make it more silly or less silly). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReiganCross Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Why are you complaining, at least you don't got the skinniest Kubrow possible... Although yeah, Goat's color are crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Smoothie my anorexic zombie Raksa shall join Goat in the starvation Strike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drasiel Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 *raises fist* Fight the power! but in all seriousness, an option to release, devolve or euthanize them would be better then keeping them safe in your spaceship and watching them starve to death because they are the wrong colour or breed. also: plz Grims not goat! D: goat is awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RespectTheInternet Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 "I will kill my Kubrows until My demands are met!" This thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7grims Posted July 30, 2014 Author Share Posted July 30, 2014 Why are you complaining, at least you don't got the skinniest Kubrow possible... Although yeah, Goat's color are crap. Cause like some weapons or sentinels, I don't want to keep it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 "I will kill my Kubrows until My demands are met!" This thread. And I shall breed more Kubrows! And kill them! And then open a steakhouse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countess_Hapmuhr Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I realized this yesterday too that the only way to remove Kubrows is to actaully starve them to death. I'm loaded with plat though and I'm a softie, so I ... I just can't. Sorry OP, those furry things are just too cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MechaTails Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 After trying to eject my kubrow out the airlock a few times, he got wise and ate the airlock button so i cant try it anymore. This thread is an inspiration to us all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detheroc Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 How is this weapon feedback again? Oh wait, to get attention. Riiiight. I forgot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HackShield Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 op take the +1 just a nice idea and had a good laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TargetDummy Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 You do understand that without DNA stabilizers it will die in few days even if you let it free, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7grims Posted July 30, 2014 Author Share Posted July 30, 2014 You do understand that without DNA stabilizers it will die in few days even if you let it free, do you? damn you... no, no, when in the wild, butterflies and rainbows are enough so he can survive. Dint you see Jurassic park? Nature finds a way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Dint you see Jurassic park? Nature finds a way. Don't the dinosaurs also kill most of the people in that one? I mean, feral kubrows can be vicious enough. I don't think we need genetically enhanced super kubrows making dens out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlayKitten Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 You do understand that without DNA stabilizers it will die in few days even if you let it free, do you? My thread could solve this: https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/278632-dna-stabiliser-bp-suggestion-devs-please-read/ But, good thread, I had a giggle :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drasiel Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 It's very strange for that an item (or creature if you prefer) that has so much defined by RNG, there is not a simpler (and less cruel) method of discarding them. ps. Don't forget to give us a new pic documenting Goats suffering grims T_T How is this weapon feedback again? Oh wait, to get attention. Riiiight. I forgot. it's weapon feedback because there isn't a subforum for sentinels. Since Kubrows can be slotted into the newly renamed companion slot (né sentinel slot) feedback on them may as well go under the weapons section since that is where many people placed previous sentinel feedback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7grims Posted July 30, 2014 Author Share Posted July 30, 2014 Don't the dinosaurs also kill most of the people in that one? I mean, feral kubrows can be vicious enough. I don't think we need genetically enhanced super kubrows making dens out there. You are looking at it from the wrong perspective, this is actually much better, it's a new enemy type, and ppl always whine they want new enemies. Got a feeling this conversation is escalating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endrance Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7grims Posted July 30, 2014 Author Share Posted July 30, 2014 That's quite the intention, stopping the lets-play-the-tamagoshi game, and a remake of the kubrow system as simple as sentinels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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