New: Tenno Caroling Contest!

[TheOnlyWarBear]

 

Corpus Wonderland (by Boechan)

 

Credits clink, are you listening?

Prices sync, money's glistening

With nothing to spare,

the world cannot bear

Walking in a Corpus wonderland.

 

Gone away are the Tenno

This is now, that was then, oh

The Grineer are dead,

A box on my head,

Walking in a Corpus wonderland.

 

In a world where we can build our products

Moas moving swiftly as our tool

He'll say: Are you tired?

We'll say: No man,

But you can do the job, you metal fool

 

Later on, we'll tell stories

While we check inventories

The war days are done

And now that we've won

we're walking in a Corpus wonderland.

 

In the evening, we'll relax on venus

Plasma sizzlin', music to our ears

If only Sargaz Ruk could come and see us

He'd shout "greedy milk!" right through his tears

 

When you're rich, ain't it thrilling,

No one else gets their filling

We'll dance and we'll sing in pools of bling bling

Walking in a corpus wonderland

 

Walking in a Corpus wonderland,

Walking in a Corpus wonderland.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcXSm51UI5M 

 

Cheers!~

 

I sung this to myself, and I really enjoyed it, nicely done :)

[TheOnlyWarBear]

 

Gay ol' Tenno Original Tune

 

Deck the Dojo with spraying bullets 

Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

Tis the season to be shootin'.

Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

 

Don we now our gay warframe, 

Fa la la, la la la, la la la. 

Troll the ancient tenno masters, 

Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

 

See the blazing Kubrow before us, 

Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

Strike the corpus and kill the infected. 

Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

 

Follow me in the Archwing suit, 

Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

While I tell of ancient Lotus, 

Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

 

Fast away the arrows flying, 

Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

Hail the new ancient warriors, 

Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

 

 

Kill we joyous, all together, 

Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

Heedless of the location 

Fa la la la la, la la la la.                          

 

there are over 96 "La's" in there haha. Fun to sing. :)

[TheOnlyWarBear]

This probably will be bad but whatever, I don't even know if this would be a carol. 

 

[Title: I want a new weapon for Christmas ]

 

I want a new weapon for Christmas,

Only the best one will do,

Don't want a nerf, no very bad nerf, 

I want a new weapon for Christmas to enjoy,

 

I want a new weapon for Christmas,

I don't think Stalker Claus will bother too,

He won't have to do some dirty work too,

Just make him dump his loot, that's the easy thing to do.

 

I see me now logging in this morning,

Looking at the patch!

Oh what joy and what surprise, 

When I focus up my eyes,

To see the best new weapon in here!

 

That's all I'm out of time sorry :(

Original:

Parody of I want a Hippopotamus For Christmas

 

I might Finish it if my brother stops bugging me. Well see you later everyone!

 

Merry Christmas Everyone !

A little difficult for me to sing because I am unaware of this tune by heart, but I still had fun doing it, jolly good show :D (Get it? Jolly?)

[TheOnlyWarBear]

This was inspired by Scindo prime, it's unholy cell requirement, and Sargas Ruk's nerfed drop rate for cells.  

Like it wasn't bad enough before.  Anyways, here's the parody.  It even rhymes!

 

Original Song

Parody of Jingle Bells

 

"Jingle Cells"

 

Dashing through the void,

Farming scindo prime,

Trying to avoid,

Vor making us die,

 

We get the freaking parts,

We've gone through tenno hell,

Then sorrow fills our hearts,

It requires 15 cells!

 

OH, jingle cells, jingle cells,

Jingle all the way!

 

Why do i deserve this god,

I swear someone will pay!

 

Jingle cells, Jingle cells,

Jingle all the way!

 

If i get one more detonite,

I'm going to shoot my face!

 

Merry Christmas, DE

Sir... This was great haha.

[GunDownGrace]

I sung this to myself, and I really enjoyed it, nicely done :)

 

 

Corpus Wonderland (by Boechan)

 

Credits clink, are you listening?

Prices sync, money's glistening

With nothing to spare,

the world cannot bear

Walking in a Corpus wonderland.

 

Gone away are the Tenno

This is now, that was then, oh

The Grineer are dead,

A box on my head,

Walking in a Corpus wonderland.

 

In a world where we can build our products

Moas moving swiftly as our tool

He'll say: Are you tired?

We'll say: No man,

But you can do the job, you metal fool

 

Later on, we'll tell stories

While we check inventories

The war days are done

And now that we've won

we're walking in a Corpus wonderland.

 

In the evening, we'll relax on venus

Plasma sizzlin', music to our ears

If only Sargaz Ruk could come and see us

He'd shout "greedy milk!" right through his tears

 

When you're rich, ain't it thrilling,

No one else gets their filling

We'll dance and we'll sing in pools of bling bling

Walking in a corpus wonderland

 

Walking in a Corpus wonderland,

Walking in a Corpus wonderland.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcXSm51UI5M 

 

Cheers!~

 

i did the winter wonderland song already,my post is on page 12,here is the link

 

https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/359225-new-tenno-caroling-contest/?p=3994374

Edited December 9, 2014 by GunDownGrace

[(PSN)FreddieDaFox]

Silent night 

 

Silent Ash, holy Mag

all is Volt, all is Prime,

round you Loki, Limbo and Mirage,

holy Banshee, so strong and hard.

Kill in heavenly peace,

Kill in heavenly peace.

 

Silent Ash, holy Mag

Oh great Vor, kill 'em all.

Dual Zoren is coming from Mars

With my Kubrov i kill everyone

Rhino, lord of the war

Rhino, lord of the war 

[Kuldain]

Inspired by waiting for the clock to tell me to go home from work!  "I'll be home for Warframe"

 

I'll be home for Warframe

You can count on me

Please have 'Frames and new guns

And forma in my liset's foundry

 

G3 will probably find me

when I run without my team

I'll be home for Warframe

If only in daydreams..

 

I'll be home for Warframe

You can plan on me

We'll have 'Frames and new guns

And forma in your liset's foundry

 

G3 will probably find me

When I run without my team

I'll be home for Warframe...

If only in daydreams...

 

link:

[Joyou]

FrostPrime the Warframe, was a jolly happy soul,
With a new Fangled Mustache and a Golden Hue, a Bolto In each hand.

FrostPrime the Warframe, is a fairytale, they say.
He is great all round, but the Tenno know he shines in Defense all day.

There must have been some magic in that old Helmet he found,

For when he placed it on his head, his armour went up and his health went down.

Oh, FrostPrime, the Warframe, was Happy as he could be;
and the other tenno say he could laugh and play,
just the same as you and me.

Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
look at FrostPrime go.

Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
look at that Avalache Flow.

FrostPrime the Warframe, knew the time was coming close,
so he said, "Let's run, and we'll have some fun now, before the alert goes away."

Down at Killiken on Venus, with a Skana in his hand,
Running here and there, all around the map,
sayin', "Fight me if you dare."

He Kept going through the mission, right till the 30 waves ended ;

and only paused a moment, when he got his thunderbolt"

For FrostPrime, the Warframe, had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Maybe i will Join you again Some other Day."

 

Frosty The Snowman:http://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/frosty.html

[ProtectMeCone22]

Deck The Halls

Original song:

 

Deck the halls with Grineer corpses,

Fa la la la la la la la la

Tis the season to eat Corpus,

Fa la la la la la la la la

 

Don we now our sweet apparel

Fa la la la la la la la la

Trolling all the ancient healers

Fa la la la la la la la la

 

See the blazing death before us

Fa la la la la la la la la

Strike the ground and join the battle

Fa la la la la la la la la

 

Follow me into the void now

Fa la la la la la la la la

While I tell of Orokin treasure

Fa la la la la la la la la

 

Fast away the old patch passes

Fa la la la la la la la la

Hail the new ye Frost and Valkyr

Fa la la la la la la la la

 

Sing we Tenno Altogether

Fa la la la la la la la la

Heedless of the three and Stalker

Fa la la la la la la la la

Edited December 9, 2014 by ProtectMeCone22

[-Kelphaso-]

Santa Ash is coming for you! (Santa Claus is coming to Town)

 

You Better run now

You Better run fast

better look out

I'm telling you why

Santa Ash is coming for you

 

He's using his four

And clicking it thrice

Gonna find out whether you're~ There or Not~

Santa Ash is coming for you

 

He kills you when you're running

He knows when you're away

He will get you anyway 

So run now or you're dead! HEY!

 

You Better run now

You Better run fast

Better look out

I'm telling you why

Santa Ash is coming for you

Santa Ash is coming for you

[Phoenix86]

 

Stalker Claus is Coming For You

to the tune of: Santa Claus is Coming to Town

 

You better watch out

Prepare to cry

There is no doubt

You're gonna die

Stalker Claus is coming for you

 

You've made his list

He marked you twice

Sent you a letter 

Now pay the price

Stalker Claus is coming for you

 

He saw you beat up Alad

And when you defeated Vor

He follows every move you make 

To assassinate some more.

 

O! you better watch out

Prepare to cry

There is no doubt

You're gonna die

Stalker Claus is coming for you

 

 

We have a winner rofl, close the thread! ahahahah my sides!

[GunDownGrace]

which winner?only about 3 zillion people have done the stalker clause one in this thread already XD

[MeLbZ]

Stalker the Vigilante

 

Stalker the vigilante

Has a very badass Dread

First time that you would see him

You'd think he's a player too

 

All of the Tenno Warriors

Murdered all the Orokin

They never thought poor Stalker

Would dare to take it seriously

 

Then one screwed-up defense mission

Stalker came to say

"Tenno, with your sins so great,

won't you want to taste my Hate?"

 

Then all the Tenno mugged him

As he screamed in agony

Stalker, the vigilante

was left with nothing but Despair!

 

(sang to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

 

link: http://www.metrolyrics.com/rudolph-the-red-nosed-reindeer-lyrics-christmas-carols.html

[TheOnlyWarBear]

i did the winter wonderland song already,my post is on page 12,here is the link

 

https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/359225-new-tenno-caroling-contest/?p=3994374

You can have more than one song, mate. There are only so many Christmas songs and other holiday songs.

FrostPrime the Warframe, was a jolly happy soul,

With a new Fangled Mustache and a Golden Hue, a Bolto In each hand.

FrostPrime the Warframe, is a fairytale, they say.

He is great all round, but the Tenno know he shines in Defense all day.

There must have been some magic in that old Helmet he found,

For when he placed it on his head, his armour went up and his health went down.

Oh, FrostPrime, the Warframe, was Happy as he could be;

and the other tenno say he could laugh and play,

just the same as you and me.

Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,

look at FrostPrime go.

Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,

look at that Avalache Flow.

FrostPrime the Warframe, knew the time was coming close,

so he said, "Let's run, and we'll have some fun now, before the alert goes away."

Down at Killiken on Venus, with a Skana in his hand,

Running here and there, all around the map,

sayin', "Fight me if you dare."

He Kept going through the mission, right till the 30 waves ended ;

and only paused a moment, when he got his thunderbolt"

For FrostPrime, the Warframe, had to hurry on his way,

But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Maybe i will Join you again Some other Day."

 

Frosty The Snowman:http://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/frosty.html

This was fun to sing haha.

[TheOnlyWarBear]

 

Stalker the Vigilante

 

Stalker the vigilante

Has a very badass Dread

First time that you would see him

You'd think he's a player too

 

All of the Tenno Warriors

Murdered all the Orokin

They never thought poor Stalker

Would dare to take it seriously

 

Then one screwed-up defense mission

Stalker came to say

"Tenno, with your sins so great,

won't you want to taste my Hate?"

 

Then all the Tenno mugged him

As he screamed in agony

Stalker, the vigilante

was left with nothing but Despair!

 

(sang to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

 

link: http://www.metrolyrics.com/rudolph-the-red-nosed-reindeer-lyrics-christmas-carols.html

 

Loved it lol

[Fluffy_Nox]

O! you better watch out

Prepare to cry

There is no doubt

You're gonna die

Stalker Claus is coming for you

 

This deserves 5000 platinum :) hahahahaha

[0M3G4R34P3R]

Alright had some good laughs but this is mine kinda terrible in my opinion but I had fun doing it doubt I will win but still in great fun and I enjoyed it

Naga Drums (warframe version of jingle bells)

http://www.jingle-bells-lyrics.com

Flying through space

On an eleytron

O'er planets we go killing all the way

Chargers on roasting fire

Oh what fun it is to poison

Vey hek with an infested feast

Naga drums Vor is dumb

I got a infested egg

Tenno slay sentinents

And they run away hey

Oh what fun it is to fly

On an eleytron

Naga drums Naga drums

Naga all the way hey!

Oh what fun it is to fly

On an eleytron

[turiarteaga]

Original Song: Jingle Bells (http://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/jingle.html)

 

Flying through the space

On a one ship open sleigh

O’er the planets we go,

Fighting all the way

Guns on bob tail ring

Making enemies cry

What fun it is to run and shoot

A sleighing boss tonight

 

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells

Playing all the day

Oh, what fun it is to play

In a one game open space

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Playing all the day

Oh, what fun it is to play

In a one game open space

 

A day or two ago,

I thought I’d take an egg,

And soon my kubrow was

Seated by my side;

The pet was lean and lank

The tenno seemed his lot

We got him really cold

And then he got upset

 

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells

Playing all the day

Oh, what fun it is to play

In a one game open space

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Playing all the day

Oh, what fun it is to play

In a one game open space

 

Now the sword is bad

Cause got it with no rank

Fuse the mods tonight

And use them as you like

Just get a paris prime

The best one that you got

Take it to the void

And kill them right away.

 

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells

Playing all the day

Oh, what fun it is to play

In a one game open space

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Playing all the day

Oh, what fun it is to play

In a one game open space

 

[themastercookie]

Valkyr, the Red-Clawed warframe

Had some very shiny claws

And if you ever saw them

You would even say they glow

(HEY)

All of the other warframes

Used to laugh and call her names

They never let poor Valkyr

Join in any spaceship raids

 

Then one quiet Christmas eve

lotus came to say

Valkyr, with your claws so bright

Won't you raid Alad's ship tonight?

 

Then all the warframes rescued

Valkyr from evil Alad's Hands 

Valkyr the red clawed warframe

Was so happy she would dance!

(repeat)
 

[broyerix]

Otro año que queda atrás 
mil builds que recordar 
otro año y mil mods mas 
hechos realidad. 

Los hotfiix vienen y van 
y al final todo sigue igual 
no hay stalker que pueda 
mas que nuestro warframe. 

Alzo mi copa aquí para brindar 
por nosotros y desearnos lo mejor. 

Navidad feliz Navidad 
vuelve al dojo vuelve al hogar 
Navidad dulce Navidad 
el calor de hogar. 

Ven a cantar, ven a cantar 
que ya llego la Navidad 
ven a cantar, ven a cantar 
que ya esta en warframe la Navidad. (bis)

Gira el mundo gira el reloj 
gira marte, fobos y pluton 
date vuelta, mira a tu kubrow 
y llénalo de amor. 

Ven a cantar, ven a cantar 
que ya llego la Navidad 
ven a cantar, ven a cantar 
que ya esta en warframe la Navidad. (bis)

 

"broyerix" ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9ugpzpe15M )

[broyerix]

Con mi kubrow sahasa 
voy del dojo a belen, 
con mi kubrow sahasa 

voy del dojo a belen, 

si me ven, si me ven voy del dojo a belen 
si me ven, si me ven voy del dojo a belen 

El lucerito mañanero ilumina mi cendero, 
el lucerito mañanero ilumina mi cendero 

si me ven, si me ven voy del dojo a belen 
si me ven, si me ven voy del dojo a belen 

En mi kubrow voy cantando, 
mi kubrow va trotando, 
En mi kubrow voy cantando 
mi kubrow va trotando 

si me ven, si me ven voy del dojo a belen 
si me ven si me ven voy del dojo a belen 

duki duki duki duki,duki duki duki 
da apurate mi kubrow que ya vamos a llegar 

duki duki duki duki,duki duki duki duu 
apurate mi kubrow vamos a ver a jesus 

con mi kubrow sabanero 
voy del dojo a belen 
con mi kubrow sabanero 
voy del dojo a belen 

si me ven si me ven voy del dojo a belen 
si me ven si me ven voy del dojo a belen 

El lucerito mañanero ilumina mi cendero, 
el lucerito mañanero ilumina mi cendero 

si me ven, si me ven voy del dojo a belen 
si me ven, si me ven voy del dojo a belen 

En mi kubrow voy cantando, 
mi kubrow va trotando, 
En mi kubrow voy cantando 
mi kubrow va trotando 

si me ven, si me ven voy del dojo a belen 
si me ven, si me ven voy del dojo a belen 

duki duki duki duki,duki duki duki  da
apurate mi kubrow que ya vamos a llegar 

duki duki duki duki duki duki duki duu 
apurate mi kubrow vamos a ver a Jesus. 

con mi kubrow sabanero 
voy del dojo a belen 
con mi kubrow sabanero 
voy del dojo a belen 

si me ven, si me ven voy del dojo a belen 
si me ven, si me ven voy del dojo a belen 

si me ven, si me ven voy del dojo a belen 
si me ven, si me ven voy del dojo a belen.

 

"broyerix"

[_Ravn_]

We wish you a merry Warframe

 

We wish you a merry Warframe 

We wish you a merry Warframe

We wish you a merry Warframe

And a happy quick farming.

 

We wish you a merry Warframe 

We wish you a merry Warframe

We wish you a merry Warframe

And a happy quick farming.

 

The new prime things we make 

for you and your clan.

We make you new OP weapons

for you and your friends.

 

Please don't nerf our weapons

Please don't nerf our weapons

Please don't nerf our weapons

Please don't do it.

 

Please don't nerf our weapons

Please don't nerf our weapons

Please don't nerf our weapons

Please don't do it.

 

The new prime things we make 

for you and your clan.

We make you new OP weapons

for you and your friends.

 

We won't go until we farm it

We won't go until we farm it

We won't go until we farm it

We will get it.

 

We won't go until we farm it

We won't go until we farm it

We won't go until we farm it

We will get it.

 

We wish you a merry Warframe 

We wish you a merry Warframe

We wish you a merry Warframe

And a happy quick farming.

 

We wish you a merry Warframe 

We wish you a merry Warframe

We wish you a merry Warframe

And a happy quick farming.

 

The new prime things we make 

for you and your clan.

We make you new OP weapons

for you and your friends.

 

We won't go until we farm it

We won't go until we farm it

We won't go until we farm it

We will get it.

 

We won't go until we farm it

We won't go until we farm it

We won't go until we farm it

We will get it.

 

Our Lotus will help us

to get what we need.

She'll help us to get

what we're dying to see.

 

I really hope this is grammaticaly right because me english is in progress.

 

Merry Christmas for all of you ^^

[mc.bear]

nice

[BaconDragon42]

We wish you a merry christmas,
Set grineer on some thistles, 
So bring out those little mistles,  
And a corpus free year!

Glad tiding we slash
They will feel our wrath
Blew up things for christmas 
And a corpus free year!

Please bring us potato alerts
Please bring us potato alerts
Please bring us potato alerts 
And being them right here!

For the new year is near 
Now listen grineer, 
We will steal your salad 
And a corpus free year!

We won't go until we get some
We won't go until we get some
We won't go until we get some
Please bring forma here!

What fun things we rhyme 
While waiting for prime,
Fun things like a kubrow with hat 
And others like that! 

We wish you a tenno christmas 
We wish you a tenno christmas
We wish you a tenno christmas 
And a lotus new year!

Glad tidings we bring 
For each of our kin
The tenno will have a nice time 
And a happy new year!


The wonderfull original (yes its a karaoke version I only needed the lyrics) 

Merry christmas to everyone ^w^

 

[mc.bear]

Tenno night the creators night

All is peaceful  all is Quite

holly creators Tenno night

game in peace

 

Tenno night creators night

we the gamers thank thy creators

game in peace an thank the creators

for this game

 

Tenno night creators night

may the creators live long

for they are the best

game in peace

 

Tenno nigh creators night

game in peeaaccee......          

 

 

Idk if this is where I was sopose to put my song for platinum contest

 

 

 

idk did my best

Edited December 9, 2014 by mc.bear