-HAKUNA-YOUR-TATAS- Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 (edited) Dear RNG God... Over the past week I've been a good farmer and you have provided the parts of 3 whole warframes for my enjoyment. There are days when farming yields no fruit and I'm just about ready to give up... However, it's those moments like when I log in for my morning harvest run before work that you surprise me with the blueprint I need and my faith is restored. While I still hope to have a mighty thunderbolt mod, I must be happy with what you have given me and have faith that you will provide if I keep up the good fight. Thanks for the RNG blessings. (share your RNG prayers here to appease the RNG God. lol.) Edited May 13, 2013 by sushidubya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posiedon Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Dear RNG God... can i have more alloy plates? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-CM-Zura Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 im so Dam mad about Thunderbolt mod... I try and really Do i Try to get that mod =_=.... i just get only Banshee stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prepoznator Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Bless me with reverb helmet! (only one missing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takamori Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Hell's Chambers all I ask and all I need amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lane Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 (edited) Dear RNG God, Any one of the three Multishot mods would suffice. Well I do prefer Hell's Chamber and Split Chamber more though. Amen. Edited May 13, 2013 by Pull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBread Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Dear RNG gods, I, iBread sacrifice 3 goats.... for an Orokin Reactor alert or Hell's Chamber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icebreccer Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 (edited) Dear RNG, I'm only asking for the Banshee Helmet ATM so that my friend could finally build his Banshee. I would probably ask for the Flow mod myself, but then I wouldn't have anything to search for so it's okay to keep it away from me. Edited May 13, 2013 by Judqment8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fjarri Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Hell's Chambers all I ask and all I need amen I hear that! amen brother (or sister) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenseiSeraph Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Please help me to find a Banshee Systems blueprint. Please help me to find the Thunderbolt mod. Please help me to find the rifle multishot mod. "Om Mani Padme Hum" ("Hail to the jewel in the lotus") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zyfe3rX Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Dear RNG , I have been a faithful follower of you. I have been a good boy and i have been farming for soo long. Thou shalt h're my prayer and thou shalt giv' me alert which has high chance of thunderbolt mod drop. I hope thou shalt he'r my prayer ...... sincrly FARMER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christheimp Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Dear RNG, Please do not smite me when I reset my account, your guidance and my faith in you has made me a true believer in the power of your awesome, awesomeness! Amingame, Impy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busok Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 RNGod, I offer my shotgun multishot which i really don't like for a rifle multishot. or maybe 1,000 alloy plates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--Q--TheLoneRonin Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Dear RGN GODS! Please grant me my wish of getting the Thunderbolt mod and Focus mod and I will be your humble servant for all eternity. I will smite all those who do not obey, and kill whoever wishes to oppose us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-HAKUNA-YOUR-TATAS- Posted May 13, 2013 Author Share Posted May 13, 2013 Amen my fellow Warfarmers... Keep working towards that sweet reward until the foundries cry "ready to claim" and new forms of enemy slaughter awaits. The RNG God provides to faithful farmers all that is needed for good game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kantazo Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 LOL rng gods are dead the One whose name shall not ever be mentioned took care of them.... MUAHAHAHA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toukans Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Oh almighty RNG Gods, I asketh thee for more Alloy Plates and a Thunderbolt Mod. Thou hath thrown 5 potatoes, pink shorts, and a Roller in the great sacrificial pit. Yours truly, Some guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PacificMarine Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Dear RNG God Thank You for giving me a banshee helm blueprint after about 40 tries on Xini..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christheimp Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Dear RNG God Thank You for giving me a banshee helm blueprint after about 40 tries on Xini..... The RNG god provides as long as you have faith and dedication! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kantazo Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 (edited) That is not what the One says. lol (Have you heard his whispers in the darkness when you are alone?) Edited May 13, 2013 by Kantazo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELREYULTIMO Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Fools! You may have provoked the Random Number Goddess' wrath with your pitiful prostrating. The Lady Luck is a fickle one and will surely no longer smile upon us for mistaking her gender! Sorry. This may be my most random tiny rant ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christheimp Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Fools! You may have provoked the Random Number Goddess' wrath with your pitiful prostrating. The Lady Luck is a fickle one and will surely no longer smile upon us for mistaking her gender! Sorry. This may be my most random tiny rant ever. Not if I go down on her like a champ! giggity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draxxon Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I wish for more alerts containing divine blueprints of the holy potato. Also the blueprints for Nyx would be awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-HAKUNA-YOUR-TATAS- Posted May 13, 2013 Author Share Posted May 13, 2013 (edited) Fools! You may have provoked the Random Number Goddess' wrath with your pitiful prostrating. The Lady Luck is a fickle one and will surely no longer smile upon us for mistaking her gender! Sorry. This may be my most random tiny rant ever. Yee have little faith, for if you look carefully, the RNG God takes the form of all genders (male or female enemies) when appearing on the Warfarm to giveth. Edited May 13, 2013 by sushidubya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icebreccer Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Also the blueprints for Nyx would be awesome. Tihihih, I got them all after like 5 tries. It's being produced in the foundry ATM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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