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Farewell, Rhino.


OriKlein
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My warframes are now all happy lass and lad.

All except the Rhino. He's just very sad.

Stripped from all of his mods and abandoned by the side.

To confirm to his role, no longer can he abide.

The others, they got to share the loot.

Ripped and robbed him of his dignity, left him naked to boot.

Wearing all his spoiles, their slots are smug and bloat.

With all that he once owned, mighty artifacts of strength and brawn.

Adorned in his prized possessions, they're all now stronger and potent.

All but Rhino who is now sitting and sobbing, powerless and incompetent.

Hailed and forgotten. Used and replaced, tossed aside.

Another takes his place, filled with ill-gotten pride.

Diminished by demand, brutally scarred and canned.

Why hast fate deserted thee, ye who hast hell's wrath shunned.

By the grace of gods created, by the refuse of gods destroyed.

Now forgotten. Hero no longer. Quoth the Dev-Man, nevermore.

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the drama is seeping out of everywhere.

how long is it going to take for people to settle down and calmly ask for a rebalance if his skills so he isnt a one trick pony.

A+ on the effort at least.

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the drama is seeping out of everywhere.

how long is it going to take for people to settle down and calmly ask for a rebalance if his skills so he isnt a one trick pony.

A+ on the effort at least.

Said every trinity player ever

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geez rhino is still the tank of the frames, i mean come on 80% damage reduction is great deal

ill give u 10 seconds on pluto and rhino is dead.....wait thats the time IS holds doesnt it?

if u dislike rhino DONT PLAY him but leave invincibillity for those who need/want it or ull get cheaters/hackers

i wont do the maths to the 80% dmg reduction cause the result will always be the same rhino is stripped naked

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My warframes are now all happy lass and lad.

All except the Rhino. He's just very sad.

Stripped from all of his mods and abandoned by the side.

To confirm to his role, no longer can he abide.

The others, they got to share the loot.

Ripped and robbed him of his dignity, left him naked to boot.

Wearing all his spoiles, their slots are smug and bloat.

With all that he once owned, mighty artifacts of strength and brawn.

Adorned in his prized possessions, they're all now stronger and potent.

All but Rhino who is now sitting and sobbing, powerless and incompetent.

Hailed and forgotten. Used and replaced, tossed aside.

Another takes his place, filled with ill-gotten pride.

Diminished by demand, brutally scarred and canned.

Why hast fate deserted thee, ye who hast hell's wrath shunned.

By the grace of gods created, by the refuse of gods destroyed.

Now forgotten. Hero no longer. Quoth the Dev-Man, nevermore.

 

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the drama is seeping out of everywhere.

how long is it going to take for people to settle down and calmly ask for a rebalance if his skills so he isnt a one trick pony.

A+ on the effort at least.

 

Gonna put it out there, what tricks does he have now? 

 

His good CC power (rhino stomp) now gets outdone by Vaubans Bastille.....

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geez rhino is still the tank of the frames, i mean come on 80% damage reduction is great deal

 

I like how they never actually tried 80%, and 800 is, in many circumstances, an enormous nerf from 80%.

 

(I understand this was posted before the 800 supplemental nerf was announced, I'm just using it for reference)

 

Also, Haiku is superior .. at least on the web, due to tl'dr factor ..

 

An oak once stood here

Through winter, but spring brings nerfs

Now another leaf

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