yuikami Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 (edited) DIARY OF A PUNY LANCER Hi! This idea just came into my heard while I was exploding some Grineers' head... after hiding in the corner and listen to them talking to each others for nearly an hour... [God I love stalking them] but anyway... I can't help but think how life as a Grineer would be and they seems to be more lively than mindless army of clone "Yeah yeah, I'll check", "I'm bored out of my mind here." so this is it! Hope you enjoy! (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ ============================================================================= INTRO After the Tenno regained control on Mercury and the assassination of Captain Vor. A mysterious log was found hidden the pile of data savaged from Tolstoj... With the decryption, we've found some disturbing unbelievable behavior of a Grineer lancer, named Uruk Bau... CONTENT ● Log 1 ● Log 2 ● Log 3 ● Log 4 ● Log 5 ● Log 6 Edited May 31, 2013 by yuikami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yuikami Posted May 29, 2013 Author Share Posted May 29, 2013 (edited) Edited May 29, 2013 by yuikami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Love it. Just... just love it. -Erebus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabtree Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhHhHhHAHAHAHAHAHAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yuikami Posted May 29, 2013 Author Share Posted May 29, 2013 Glad you guys are enjoying this XDDDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Amistyrja Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Oh my more reason to visit the forums every minute of my free time =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Oh my more reason to visit the forums every minute of my free time =DANd not because of my Hijinks.. :c -Erebus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yuikami Posted May 29, 2013 Author Share Posted May 29, 2013 Oh my more reason to visit the forums every minute of my free time =D For the love of humor! ♡(*´∀｀*)人(*´∀｀*)♡ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PureBeurre Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 (edited) They use corpus lock down panels but it is a Greneer cypher that detects you... wierd. I wonder why the Corpus use Greneer software like the cypher when they are so much more "advanced". I don't know... all I know is these are rolling on the floor laughing funny KEEP GOING yuikami!!! LOVE YOU ＾ω＾ Edited May 29, 2013 by PureBeurre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Amistyrja Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 REA-LOW-DEEING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yuikami Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 DEGTH-TER-LHOTTTTTUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amistyrja Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Well anyone would be angry if they had their legs hacked off and replaced with mechanical feet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GratuitousLurking Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I blame the nanomachines. Cause I'm out of ideas ',' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yuikami Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 Well anyone would be angry if they had their legs hacked off and replaced with mechanical feet! I would be pissed too... ;A; why can't Female Grineer haz pretty legs I blame the nanomachines. Cause I'm out of ideas ',' LOL I don't get itttttt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amistyrja Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I would be &!$$ed too... ;A; why can't Female Grineer haz pretty legs LOL I don't get itttttt Saryn chopped them all off! Because she's jellyyyyyyyyyyyyy she must be only one with sexy heels! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PureBeurre Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I would be &!$$ed too... ;A; why can't Female Grineer haz pretty legs Well you answered that question in your comics. The Tenno go and chop off Grenner legs for fun (and then my pun ensues). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yuikami Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 DEFEETED!!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RahuHordika Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I wonder if he ever gets lost in that unbelievable multi-leveled area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploding_Cephalons Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 probably not since they probably got a map console Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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