SasoDuck Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 (edited) Hi. I run a small clan of mostly newbies-- I generally invite players I see in Region or in-game who are MR0-2 who would like some guidance and assistance, and I help them out as long as they're not overly obnoxious. Anyway, I have this guy in right now who's just starting to really get into the game, just got his first prime today, etc. However, he still doesn't know what Stalker is. Now, call me evil, demented, screwed up, a donkeyhole, etc... but this is just too juicy. He finally ran into Stalker for the first time. And instead of "Oh, that's Stalker. He's a Tenno who comes around and f*cks you up when you kill bosses" I decided to have some fun with it: And you'd think that was that, right? Wrong. Here is yesterday, when I took the joke even further: Ok now he's REALLY gotta be onto me, right? He's looking it up. What can I do? He's going to find the wiki page and read all about the dark villainous assassin who haunts our dreams and the magic will be ruined. UNLESS.... (and I don't have a picture of this) Him: "Ok I looked it up, this is what the wiki says blah blah blah" Me: "Really? That's weird. Do you have a link?" Him: "yeah here, http://warframe.wikia.com/wiki/Stalker" Me: ".... um, there's nothing there." Him: "What do you mean? I'm looking right at it!" Me: "No bro, this is what I see" He STILL has no idea and thinks his game is either screwed up or he's going insane. God I love messing with people... Edited November 18, 2015 by SasoDuck Removed images containing inappropriate language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)AngelShur Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Fun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Circle_of_Psi Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 (edited) You are so cruel..but, you do kown, that in U18, hes going to kown EVEYTHING Edit: Quick!, grab a sound file, from the Wika page, and make it play on your phone and flicker the lights!,...what, its what I whuold do.. Edited November 18, 2015 by LegionCynex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker_Cake Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Time for more visits then :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)FunyFlyBoy Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 May want to edit out his cursing but other than that, devious mofo lol. I enjoyed that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SasoDuck Posted November 18, 2015 Author Share Posted November 18, 2015 You are so cruel..but, you do kown, that in U18, hes going to kown EVEYTHING It's gotta end someday. I'm just hoping they add to Stalker's mystery in U18 rather than detract from it. I have no idea how they reveal more about it AND make him more mysterious at the same time, but I hope he doesn't lose that aspect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Master4733 Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mcl_Blue Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Dude, you are so mean. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Circle_of_Psi Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Btw, what if he finds this post? your so...dead..XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)EternalDrk Mako Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 ^ bump it like crazy? >:} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SasoDuck Posted November 18, 2015 Author Share Posted November 18, 2015 Btw, what if he finds this post? your so...dead..XD He's not a forum-goer. If he ever gets into the game enough that he's browsing the forums, this post will be long buried, and he'll likely have figured Stalker out by then anyway :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightdragon64 Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 please let this be a thing for newer players... i still remember the first time he showed up and everyone was like "who is this stalker guy and why is he attacking us?" and the dev's were like "what stalker?" was a really fun time trying to discover why this random entity showed up who it was ect. (still have my suspicions on who he is... but not for this thread.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8gbMoreRAM Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 This is priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SasoDuck Posted November 18, 2015 Author Share Posted November 18, 2015 please let this be a thing for newer players... i still remember the first time he showed up and everyone was like "who is this stalker guy and why is he attacking us?" and the dev's were like "what stalker?" I would love it if I were really a feature where he only appeared for the target player, like I was pretending in the post. Some new guy would be like "GUYS HELP WHAT DO I DO??" and they'd all be like "What? What's going on, why are you freaking out?" Then we'd also need to ACTUALLY strike down the wiki page, so that it appears they've really just seen a nonexistent enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eftycchia Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Goddamnit Saso you magnificent bastard. That was good, i'll give you that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)robotwars7 Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Wow. even Vay Hek said "THAT'S JUST WRONG, TENNO! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 This is just glorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
321agemo Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Dude. That was evil. I approve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-DarkRyu Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 (edited) LOL You're a legend.Of course they feel crazy but you're probably making this game a whole lot funner for them. They'll find out eventually and I'm sure you'll all have a good laugh over it. Pretty clever. Love it. He's not a forum-goer. If he ever gets into the game enough that he's browsing the forums, this post will be long buried, and he'll likely have figured Stalker out by then anyway :P That's what you think :^)Watch this get viral. Edited November 19, 2015 by -DarkRyu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SasoDuck Posted November 19, 2015 Author Share Posted November 19, 2015 If it goes viral, I'll laugh my azz off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evanescent Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Lmao this made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Good job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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