Fast and easy way to explain how the Tenno are made. Good for a giggle.
Tube Loli Theory! Cookin with BFool!
1. Take one (Or more, if you have Sentients over.) Loli. Thank god for all those War Orphans, yeah?
2. Stick in Void set to 'Deify' for 30 minutes.
3. Remove from Void. Let cool. (Do not hug.) At this stage your Loli is practically overflowing with dangerous, unstable Void energies. While it certainly is strong it is also far too fragile for combat. That just wont do! The next steps are preparation for that.
4. Stick in Stasis tube. Switch on The Lotus. Stasis w