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Akavakaku

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  1. Captain Vor Got Murdered by a Warframe

    Parody of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" by Elmo & Patsy

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    Spoiler

    Captain Vor got murdered by a warframe!
    Flying out from Mercury one day.
    You can say you're not afraid of Tenno,
    But any smart Grineer would run away.

    He'd been taking Tenno sleep pods,
    Like the Queens said not to do.
    But to get better clone creation,
    He thought warframes would let him make clones like new.
    Though they never found his body
    All his lancers saw the fight.
    He got sworded in the stomach,
    And his top half landed somewhere to the right.

    Captain Vor got murdered by a warframe!
    Standing in the middle of his base.
    You can say you're not afraid of Tenno,
    But you would be if you'd been in his place.

    Lech Kril said he wasn't worried,
    With the Tenno on his tail.
    Sargas Ruk thought they were friendly
    And he even sent them presents in the mail.
    But you can't make friends with Tenno
    If you fight for the Grineer.
    Like keeping a wild kubrow,
    When your guard's down it'll bite you in the rear.

    Ruk and Kril got murdered by the warframes!
    Armored and surrounded by their guard.
    You can say you're not afraid of Tenno,
    But to them, dropping you would not be hard.

    Regor should've learned his lesson
    When the Tenno wrecked his base.
    Kela should've freed those rebels,
    If she didn't want those arrows to the face.
    Hek was warned but didn't listen,
    And sent out his fleet to kill.
    Guess he took some Tenno with him,
    But if he'd held back his ships he'd be here still.

    Vay Hek got exploded by a warframe!
    Cursing Lotus with his final breath.
    You can say you're not afraid of Tenno,
    But rest of us Grineer are scared to death.

    Captain Vor got murdered by a warframe!
    I think the pattern is pretty clear.
    So you can run ahead and fight the Tenno,
    But as for me I'd rather stay back here.

    (Merry Solstice, Skoom!)

     

  2. 1. More than guns probably; it's often easier to move up to the enemy and attack it than aim and shoot.

    2. PC

    3. Heavy blades and hammers

    5. They're slow

    6. Gunblades, so that I can shoot if I need to

    7. Twin Basolk

    8. Hard to say, maybe Ash or Zephyr? Or Mag, my go-to warframe overall.

    9. An ability to lock enemies in place (for Ash and Zephyr), a self-defense ability (for Mag)

    10. Be able to change directions very quickly while running, be able to mitigate ranged attack damage from enemies. 

  3. When the Corpus or Grineer capture or attack the colonies, we always side with the colonies. But when they attack each other, we have the option to side with either, because either way we're speeding them both towards mutual destruction (or at least wasting their resources).

  4. Here are the translations.

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    Corpus is written the same as English but with C instead of CH and K or S instead of C.

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    Orokin is written completely differently from English. Each word is spelled based on how it sounds, and Y and W are vowels rather than consonants.

  5. Gah, that new chapter... I understand, from a story perspective, why it makes sense for Hayden to have died. As well as the symbolism for the "extinction" of Excalibur Prime. But if Miyoko is just dead-for-reals now... I have no idea what would come next. And I don't know in what way the story would justify Hayden's successor being the next to die. I'll be reading the next installment with an open mind, and based on the writing so far I predict that whatever happens will be appropriate for the story, but I have no idea what it will be.

  6. Mag isn't a buffer, she's a debuffer with slight shield support. Mag CAN:

    Instantly ragdoll every enemy in sight

    Trap whole crowds of enemies in a ticking time bomb which redirects all damage going in or out to whatever unlucky enemies are in the center, while allies are fully protected from gunfire

    If enemies are too high-level to dearmor, at least reduce their armor to a manageable level

    Use Crush, for whatever reason you'd want to do that

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