My name's Aleck,
There is only one thing that i reckon you need to know about me.
i am a member of the most powerful and important fandom in the universe.
I am a Brogre.
Being a Brogre involves recognising that atoms are made of layers, since they are made of layers they must be onions, and the closest thing to an onion is an ogre, as was taught to us by our ogrelord, Shrek. this means that Shrek must have created the universe. Onions also taste extremely good, another sign of the Ogrelord's power.
Shrek is Love.
Shrek is Life.