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Cnaimhean

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  1. Booben is without a doubt the best thing i've stumbled upon on the forums this week.  i have decided to make up a story about Booben as i go.

     

    Sixty McBillion years ago, Booben was formed. and Booben gazed out upon the world. and he liked it. Booben decided to create a bunch of stuff because he was bored. First, he created Ducks. and the Ducks were good. but he wanted something that would go better on a sandwich, and he Created Turkey. then he created Ham and Bread. and so Booben created the world's first sandwich.

    But one day, Booben became lonely.

    Booben created an entire race in his own image. and he named their Genus Homo, because he found it hilarious. after Adam and Steve stole the Tesla from the Bastille tree, and tried to eat it, they exploded. and so he recreated humanity outside of the garden of booben, to stop them from exploding themselves. 

     

    Eventually Humanity built a big tower. Booben was pleased until they painted it. and they painted it orange. and since nothing rhymes with orange, Booben chucked it away, and invented several languages for humanity to speak, instead of the previous language, Boobeni.  With humanity separated, he spoke to several humans, and lead them to believe a bunch of silly stuff, and when war broke out, Booben laughed

    Then Booben created Shrek. Shrek continued to be Booben's loyal sidekick up until the days of the Tenno, when he found out that the Orokin were making some suits that granted space ninja powers. Booben then forced the orokin to craft a warframe around Shrek

    and Shrek became the first Rhino.

     

    After the Tenno did their thing during the war, Booben told them to kill the Orokin, and they did. but Booben granted the Stalker immortality for reasons that only Booben knows.

     

    Then Booben created the Lotus from the body fat that he stole from Nekros, and Also Oberon's arms. 

     

    and Booben lived happily ever after.

    The end.

  2. I want to hug each and every member of DE. unless they're made of lava, Because then it just..... Wouldn't be cool.

     

    Geddit? Lava... not cool...  Hot... Cold.....

    i'm going to stop typing now.

     

     

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