Real human bean. I have skin!
No, I do not work for DE.
No, I can't tell the team the issue you're having / have found. Send in a support ticket
No, I can't tell you what they're working on right now.
No, I don't have secret info to share. I get new info at the same pace as you.
No, I won't give you free stuff unless I know you.
No, I don't care about your kronen wings with your floating Titania noble stance.
No, I don't know which warframe has the better butt (I lied, it's Banshee Deluxe)
No, I can't ban you "so you can focus on homework". Focus on your homework.
Just your local space traveler