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Rakawan

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  1. Rakawan

    Corrupt A Wish

    Granted. However just as you are about to pick it up a madmen chops of your limbs. The courts decide that he shall thereafter serve you tea as punishment, but he ALWYS forgets to add the right amount of milk and by the time you get it just right the tea is cold and has steeped for far too long. I wish for puppies.
  2. Rakawan

    Corrupt A Wish

    Granted, however it is the only type of forma you are allowed to have, meaning that you cannot min max any new warframes or weapons. I wish there as a movie about a secret order of mimes using teklekinetic powers to hunt D&D style mimics.
  3. Rakawan

    Corrupt A Wish

    Granted you now cannot be corrupted, however your wishes still can be and you still suffer said effects. Because Exact Words. I wish Rick and Morty had a more mainstream appeal, you know for a friend.
  4. Rakawan

    Corrupt A Wish

    Granted but as per a previous corruption of your wish the punishment is transferred to you instead. I wish, instead of pull alarms, fire alarms on buildings had a giant red button that you had to bodyslam to press.
  5. Rakawan

    Corrupt A Wish

    Granted but you now suffer every corrupted effect instead of the person making the wish. I wish Rick and Morty had a Warframe shoutout in one of their episodes.
  6. Wait till Wukong Umbra. Those poor poor Sentient.
  7. @DeMonkey Are you enjoying Wukong Prime?
  8. Rakawan

    Corrupt A Wish

    Granted all your sunburns are replaced with papercuts. I wish Wukong Prime had a fancier helmet.
  9. Rakawan

    Corrupt A Wish

    Granted but it is written and directed by Stephanie Meyer and, as per usual, she has done absolutely no research on the source material beyond a three second google search. I wish rabbits had better representation in Warframe.
  10. Rakawan

    Corrupt A Wish

    Granted but the afterlife swap something places with your current existence rendering you trapped in your current life for eternity while those you leave behind experience either heaven or hell depending on a certain choice. I wish I could stick my finger in an electrical outlet without being harmed.
  11. Rakawan

    Corrupt A Wish

    Granted but it is made by a alien race who defines supraluminic as “slower than a snail” and does not accept returns. I wish for a homing dragon.
  12. Rakawan

    Corrupt A Wish

    Granted, they now spawn so rarely they make the Loch Ness monster look like an attention starved celebrity constantly trying to become relevant again *cough* all of them *cough* Slaying such mythical beasts grants one untold fame and recognition. You become swept up in this new craze and spend the rest of your days trying desperately to find just one raknoid. You do not succeed. I wish there was a “lore discussions” forum category.
  13. Rakawan

    Corrupt A Wish

    Granted, it’s kept safe in a vault that will never see the light of day. I wish there was an infested open world map with a tarrasque like monster to slay.
  14. Rakawan

    Corrupt A Wish

    Granted but my username is swapped with that of the glorious Rakawan for this post. I wish you all have a Happy Thanksgiving.
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