[New Contest: Carol of the Tenno]

Jingle bells by James Lord Pierpont

Spoiler

Chose Excalibur

After signing up today

Through the quests I go

Learning as I play

 

Grabbing parts and mods

For all the things I'll make

I just learned I can parkour

Though I'm not really that great

 

Farming here, farming there

Haven't gone to bed

Just pissed off the Grustrag three

I guess Zanuka's next

 

Jumping here, sliding there

Bombards just ahead

I ran into Stalker

And, oh look, he dropped the Dread.

 

So I could finish Mars

I had to beat Lech Kril

I fought him seven times

Before I got the kill

 

I was glad I was done

That fight was such a chore

But I learned that he shows up

Once again with Captain Vor

 

Farming here, farming there

Haven't gone to bed

Just pissed off the Grustrag three

I guess Zanuka's next

 

Jumping here, sliding there

Bombards just ahead

I ran into Stalker

And, oh look, he dropped the Dread.

 

After two weeks or so

A friend found out I played

The first thing that he asked

Was “how far have you made?”

 

I talked about Vor's Prize

and some about Archwing

I then said “finished Natah

and up next is Second Dream”

 

Oh, Farming here, farming there

Haven't gone to bed

Just pissed off the Grustrag three

I guess Zanuka's next

 

Jumping here, sliding there

Bombards just ahead

I ran into Stalker

And, oh look, he dropped the Dread.