Captain Vor - Predator who kidnaps childs with void powers, also they invent the MIGHTY SEER so well
Vay Hek - Has 3 pets which definitely won't be killed by a mesa when they decided to get out, also he knows how to interrupt a devstream so i guess hes cool
Grustrag three - yes they are Vay Hek's pets
Sargas Ruk - a pillock.
Kela De Thaym - "u used hax to win because if u don't use hax u can't win because we use hax"
LT. Lech Kril - So whats the hammer cuz it looks like sibear but it isnt sibear
Tyl Regor - invents another variant of grineer for us to scan, also easily get rekt by trinity's 2
Wolf of saturn six - hates Alad V and hates the tenno as well
Kuva Queen - drug dealer I mean she is willing to give her drugs food to the pilots of space genocide machines known as tenno by bringing kuva cells (or what is it called) to them, but the tenno used to roll rivens and have their weapon more powerful and get kuva easier, what a generous queen
Alad V - Invents one of the best gamemodes known as disruption, also he and his dog hunter is a walking meme because even Hyena is tankier than them
Frohd Bek - So can someone explain why 5 reinforced moa (aka ambulas) can nuke his mothership in a matter of seconds?
Hyena - Zanukas but stronger
Raptor - Oxium Osprey but stronger
The Sergeant - Corpus crewman with a health bar on top and stronger
Nef Anyo - Loses a lot of money because he didn't have more than 10 brain cells to realize they are messing with space mass killing machines, also the corpus version of "u used hax to win because if u don't use hax u can't win because we use hax", also they hates children (ventkids)
Profit taker - Index but faster and no need investments
Exploiter Orb - makes children (Nef Anyo be like)
Vala Glarios - Sisters, below, below, we're going where the winds don't blow
Parvos Granum - At least I hate Nef Anyo more than him
Lephantis - I miss plague star
Phorid - If he is in saturn or ceres then its a good orokin cell farm
Helminth - ball sack eating resources
Zealoid Prelate - One of the best boss fights in game. A bit frustrating but at least the mechanics are cool asf.
Jordas Golem - shooting simulator
Mutalist Alad V - He tries to throw the collar like a glaive but he forgot that it isnt a glaive so they cant actually kill people with that
Ballas - hahah even you gave me paracesis I still think you deserve that ending hahahahahahahahahahaahahhaha
Nihil - Hold up, detecting glass resonance
Corrupted Vor - "My name is Yoshikage Kira" wait wrong quote, "Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity."
Erra - The New War when? (Oh, tennocon 2021 will talk about it, im hyped for that tbh)
Natah - Space mom, don't make me kill her plz
Hunhow - Uhhh thanks for the broken war... I guess?
Eidolons - got bullied because space mass genocide machines knows how to stack buff and use a good sniper rifle and they need focus
Ropalolyst - destroys everything but the tenno
Stalker - For the love of space mom, CAN you PLEASE stop coming here in my steel path f-ing missions and f- up the acolyte spawn? Do you have a brain cell to actually acknowledge that I really f-ing want those gun arcanes because they are cool and they let me deal more damage with my kuva tonkor and tenet envoy? Like seriously, YOU NEED TO STOP NOW. WE ARE SPACE MASS GENOCIDE MACHINES AND YOU CANT MESS WITH US. Like 90% of the time you came out in steel path or non-steel path we destroy you with some melee or some gun. Has anything been learned? I don't really think so. Because if you learn something then most likely you won't come out just to destroy our acolyte spawn in SP incursion missions and die. You need to change THAT suicidal behavior. RIGHT F-ING NOW. There is an easier way there. CALL YOUR FRIENDS TO TRY TO ASSAINATE ME INSTEAD OF DOING IT YOURSELF. Like please. I want more arcanes more than your fever strike or 2500 credits cache in the form of weapon blueprints. If you had a hard time seeing other boss being killed then the best thing you could do is to migrate to another parallel universe where tenno surely firmly 100% doesn't exist. This is VERY simple. Just ask Nova to open up a wormhole for you. Or jump into the void hole a tenno put out from their railjack ability. It isn't that hard. And thanks for reading that lol