Gauss ability has two was of being used a tap and a hold what im suggesting is that you can have your tap and hold, Its just a straight upgrade to usability. As for the key to use one, If you have such an issue just change you key bindings.
They did, they just didn't come to the same conclusion as you so you dismiss them as "Twerps"
No they didn't.
Just because you have more timed played as a zephyr doesn't make your wrong opinion right.
The point is tail wing can be more widely used if its treated like Gauss has been, You can zoom across the tile just as fast as before but now you can make small precise movements as well. This isn't a this or that type thing, You can have your cake and eat it too in this case.