Sefyra-Skye

I have already forfeited all mortal possessions to Fox Slug. Please. I would die for her.

Heck with it, here ya go. This is a playful memey writing done in... About an hour and a half? Don't rail me for consistency and lore-friendliness. It's Mesa but Big Iron, don't take it too seriously, I got farming to do in-game, I'm not gonna dedicate drafts and revisions to this.

This is memey but bear with me, hear me out. This: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzICMIu5zFY But set in warframe universe, not a song, and told in the curator's silky-smooth storytelling voice.

So I was doing the basic mission running, leveling a Dual Ether I made last night. I like dual swords, and I like the Swirling Tiger stance. As I go to start it off, something bizarre happens: I pull off the Raking Flesh combo, and the target explodes violently, ragdolling several meters in a random direction, and is riddled with every status condition in the game. I could reproduce this fully by repeating the Raking Flesh combo, time and time again, seemed like a 100% chance, the target would explode and land somewhere afflicted by every known status combo and no doubt having one ludi