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Hyorogatx

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  1. back at the bar, Cal hatches a master plan to get a free plate of hot wings.

     

    CAL: Can we ask you a really, really big favor?

    PDG: Huh? like whaat?

    MAG: You’re still pretty drunk, right?

    PDG: I’m fine. Why ish the room spinning?

    CAL: We should totally do it.

    MAG: I dunno Cal, that song is really offensive to Grineer.

    CAL: Come on, she’s cool. And she won’t remember. Besides, we can win the karaoke contest!

    MAG: Do you think she can even read the teleprompter?

    CAL: I’m gonna find out, I’ll never forgive myself if we don’t do this. It’s too perfect. Besides, the winner gets a free plate of wings.

    MAG: Well... the wings here are really good...

    CAL: Alright, I’m doing it. HEY PDG, COME WITH US, WE’RE DOING KARAOKE!

    PDG: F*** yesh! Let’s do it. I love you guysh!

    MAG: Wait, now?

    CAL: Yea, come on!

    MAG: What’s the song called again? I can’t find it in the thing.

     

    CAL: Its C2997. Busted in the Hood by Cypress Hill.

     

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR5CK-5CftU

     

    CAL: Here’s a little story I got to tell about some thugged out tenno I know so well, It started way back when I was just low level, grinding morphics on mercury to build a kestrel.

    Had a little braton that could serve my needs, you can spam 1 if you want but my ulti’s for me.

    Ridin for my mats, put a forma in my gat, grineer are on my &#!, gotta hack this console stat.

    MAG: One-lonely-tenno-I-be

    On-mercury-I-got-no-body

    Gotta grind those morphics just to get my stash, and a heavy unit’s coming trying to take my cash.

    CAL: he said a little something, I wasn’t so impressed.

    ho-seeeeeee-garrr Tenno, now you’re under arrest.

    The braton’s in my hand, felt like a sack of bricks

    Heavy gunner shootin at me now I wish I was Nyx

    PDG: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN VOR WITH A LICENSE TO KILL. I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, ITS TIME TO GET REAL. NOW WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE, A TENNO AND HIS GEAR?

    CAL: he bubbled up and tele’d up and threatened me with tears.

    Can’t find me? Right behind you! He said with a grin.

    You think the story’s over but its ready to begin.

    MAG: One-lonely-tenno-I-be

    On-mercury-I-got-no-body

    Gotta grind those morphics just to get my stash, and a heavy unit’s coming trying to take my cash.

    PDG: NOW I GOT YOUR MORPHICS AND MOST OF YOUR MODS

    YOU GOT A COUPLE OPTIONS FOR WHAT YOU CAN DO,

    YOU CAN BUY A REVIVE, OR SHOW ME TO YOUR PODS.

    CAL:I said I got no pod, he started lookin at me harder

    I said I got none, you can suck a boltor!

    He hit me with the fist, he hit me with his gat, he put the seeker pistol to my back.

    So I think I’m done, Vor’s got my gun, it isn’t lookin good and Lotus says more will come.

    A heavy unit shows up and she’s ready to fight, I can hear the $#*(@ screamin’ TENNO IN MY SIGHT!

    MAG:One-lonely-tenno-I-be

    On-mercury-I-got-no-body

    Gotta grind those morphics just to get my stash, and a heavy unit’s coming trying to take my cash.

    CAL:Sittin there &!$$ed cuz he didn’t drop mats,

    level 30 now carrying noobs with Brats.

    Now Vor’s lookin at me like he seen me before, says come out and face me like a true warrior!

    I think, yeah yo, I know this goon, he wouldn’t drop morphics for my last toon.

    he said your warframe makes you slow and clumsy

    I said come on Captain Vor you a bit too sloppy.

    Fool tried to stab me, got the orthos to the eye.

    Lancers said Flank em out! and let 2 fly.

    the lancers said Bravo and I hit the door

    headshotted with my latron they don’t move no more.

    Vor put his shield up and said “protect your neck”

    I said eat an ulti Vor, you don’t get respect.

    You wanna come with it any time and place, and I’ll leave your &#! in Tolstoj with a scar on your face.

    I put him in the hole and all the bullS#&$ stopped.

    when the marines came to back him up, yea they got dropped.

    Vor had no shield, then I dropped my load,

    slash-dashed him in the face and the morphics flowed.

    MAG:One-lonely-tenno-I-be

    On-mercury-I-got-no-body

    Gotta grind those morphics just to get my stash, and a heavy unit’s coming trying to take my cash.

    One-lonely-tenno-I-be

    On-mercury-I-got-no-body

    Gotta grind those morphics just to get my stash, and a heavy unit’s coming trying to take my cash.

     

     

     

     

    If you don't know who Cypress Hill is... That's right, off the island, you miserable 90s babies.

    you know I'm a 90"s baby (well i was born in 1989 so yeah)and know what that is.. and yes i have seen never endeding story and starship toopers the first one is awesome doozy this is just great ... now I'm going back to being quiet on the forums

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