Hyorogatx
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The ancients healers have healed me before when shadows of the damned was used so that can happen but the shield osprey doesn't give a extra shield boost however at least one of the two is working part of the time.
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back at the bar, Cal hatches a master plan to get a free plate of hot wings.
CAL: Can we ask you a really, really big favor?
PDG: Huh? like whaat?
MAG: You’re still pretty drunk, right?
PDG: I’m fine. Why ish the room spinning?
CAL: We should totally do it.
MAG: I dunno Cal, that song is really offensive to Grineer.
CAL: Come on, she’s cool. And she won’t remember. Besides, we can win the karaoke contest!
MAG: Do you think she can even read the teleprompter?
CAL: I’m gonna find out, I’ll never forgive myself if we don’t do this. It’s too perfect. Besides, the winner gets a free plate of wings.
MAG: Well... the wings here are really good...
CAL: Alright, I’m doing it. HEY PDG, COME WITH US, WE’RE DOING KARAOKE!
PDG: F*** yesh! Let’s do it. I love you guysh!
MAG: Wait, now?
CAL: Yea, come on!
MAG: What’s the song called again? I can’t find it in the thing.
CAL: Its C2997. Busted in the Hood by Cypress Hill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR5CK-5CftU
CAL: Here’s a little story I got to tell about some thugged out tenno I know so well, It started way back when I was just low level, grinding morphics on mercury to build a kestrel.
Had a little braton that could serve my needs, you can spam 1 if you want but my ulti’s for me.
Ridin for my mats, put a forma in my gat, grineer are on my &#!, gotta hack this console stat.
MAG: One-lonely-tenno-I-be
On-mercury-I-got-no-body
Gotta grind those morphics just to get my stash, and a heavy unit’s coming trying to take my cash.
CAL: he said a little something, I wasn’t so impressed.
ho-seeeeeee-garrr Tenno, now you’re under arrest.
The braton’s in my hand, felt like a sack of bricks
Heavy gunner shootin at me now I wish I was Nyx
PDG: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN VOR WITH A LICENSE TO KILL. I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, ITS TIME TO GET REAL. NOW WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE, A TENNO AND HIS GEAR?
CAL: he bubbled up and tele’d up and threatened me with tears.
Can’t find me? Right behind you! He said with a grin.
You think the story’s over but its ready to begin.
MAG: One-lonely-tenno-I-be
On-mercury-I-got-no-body
Gotta grind those morphics just to get my stash, and a heavy unit’s coming trying to take my cash.
PDG: NOW I GOT YOUR MORPHICS AND MOST OF YOUR MODS
YOU GOT A COUPLE OPTIONS FOR WHAT YOU CAN DO,
YOU CAN BUY A REVIVE, OR SHOW ME TO YOUR PODS.
CAL:I said I got no pod, he started lookin at me harder
I said I got none, you can suck a boltor!
He hit me with the fist, he hit me with his gat, he put the seeker pistol to my back.
So I think I’m done, Vor’s got my gun, it isn’t lookin good and Lotus says more will come.
A heavy unit shows up and she’s ready to fight, I can hear the $#*(@ screamin’ TENNO IN MY SIGHT!
MAG:One-lonely-tenno-I-be
On-mercury-I-got-no-body
Gotta grind those morphics just to get my stash, and a heavy unit’s coming trying to take my cash.
CAL:Sittin there &!$$ed cuz he didn’t drop mats,
level 30 now carrying noobs with Brats.
Now Vor’s lookin at me like he seen me before, says come out and face me like a true warrior!
I think, yeah yo, I know this goon, he wouldn’t drop morphics for my last toon.
he said your warframe makes you slow and clumsy
I said come on Captain Vor you a bit too sloppy.
Fool tried to stab me, got the orthos to the eye.
Lancers said Flank em out! and let 2 fly.
the lancers said Bravo and I hit the door
headshotted with my latron they don’t move no more.
Vor put his shield up and said “protect your neck”
I said eat an ulti Vor, you don’t get respect.
You wanna come with it any time and place, and I’ll leave your &#! in Tolstoj with a scar on your face.
I put him in the hole and all the bullS#&$ stopped.
when the marines came to back him up, yea they got dropped.
Vor had no shield, then I dropped my load,
slash-dashed him in the face and the morphics flowed.
MAG:One-lonely-tenno-I-be
On-mercury-I-got-no-body
Gotta grind those morphics just to get my stash, and a heavy unit’s coming trying to take my cash.
One-lonely-tenno-I-be
On-mercury-I-got-no-body
Gotta grind those morphics just to get my stash, and a heavy unit’s coming trying to take my cash.
If you don't know who Cypress Hill is... That's right, off the island, you miserable 90s babies.
you know I'm a 90"s baby (well i was born in 1989 so yeah)and know what that is.. and yes i have seen never endeding story and starship toopers the first one is awesome doozy this is just great ... now I'm going back to being quiet on the forums
Update 10.2.0
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i was excited to hear about a new greatsword then i saw it and i'm disapointed by it