Here you go, Tenno. Thank me later.

[wyrmwx]

[WizardTheGreat]

I cant read ancient egypt

[trunks013]

2 minutes ago, WizardTheGreat said:

I cant read ancient egypt

haha thats orokin ^.^ 

http://clarvel.github.io/TennoTyper/

 

 

Edited September 14, 2018 by trunks013

[KelsierSurvivor]

3 minutes ago, trunks013 said:

haha thats orokin ^.^ 

http://clarvel.github.io/TennoTyper/

 

 

Same thing. Right? 

Seriously though, if anyone can decipher what the OP says, I would much appreciate it. I don't have time to do this... 

[trunks013]

7 minutes ago, KelsierSurvivor said:

Same thing. Right? 

Seriously though, if anyone can decipher what the OP says, I would much appreciate it. I don't have time to do this... 

now this is ...

[caveswallow]

Maybe if it wasnt so blurry i could at least try.

 

[wyrmwx]

9 минут назад, KelsierSurvivor сказал:

Seriously though, if anyone can decipher what the OP says, I would much appreciate it. I don't have time to do this... 

I can. Though it would be a buzzkiller. You just need to translate the first line.

[wyrmwx]

1 минуту назад, caveswallow сказал:

Maybe if it wasnt so blurry i could at least try.

 

You still can read it.

[caveswallow]

Na, i already know what it is now

[Acos]

I suspect it is the Vor Speech, just because I know this internet, but I have absolutely nothing to back that up. 

[wyrmwx]

Только что, Acos сказал:

I suspect it is the Vor Speech, just because I know this internet, but I have absolutely nothing to back that up. 

No it's not. I'm tellin' you.

[trunks013]

now thees is a stawraye all about how ?

[wyrmwx]

1 минуту назад, trunks013 сказал:

now thees is a stawraye all about how ?

You don't get it do you?

[Acos]

2 minutes ago, trunks013 said:

now thees is a stawraye all about how ?

Ahh, I knew it had to be some kind of meme. 

Still, this is pretty cool~ 

[OriVerda]

Save yourself the trouble; it's the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

[(PSN)LubzinNJ]

Allow me to translate

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[wyrmwx]

2 минуты назад, (PS4)LubzinNJ сказал:

Allow me to translate

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

WRONG!

[Phantom_Laughter]

Spoiler

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said I might as well kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel Air livin' like
Hm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said 'Fresh' and had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel Air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie, yo Holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air

 

[Shiichibukai]

vor 4 Minuten schrieb Phantom_Laughter:

  Inhalt unsichtbar machen

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said I might as well kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel Air livin' like
Hm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said 'Fresh' and had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel Air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie, yo Holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air

 

Wow thats actually pretty lame. Thanks for wasting my time OP.

[-KyloRen-]

"Some years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old daughter. After the wedding, my father came to visit a number of times, and suddenly he fell in love with my step-daughter. My father eventually married her without my authorization.
As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father my son-in-law. My father's wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step-daughter's wife. This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father.

All at once, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife. Therefore, it appears that I am also my wife's grandchild. A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle. My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.

In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following: Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law, and my step-mother's brother fulfil the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?"

[trunks013]

7 minutes ago, Maxuvin said:

You don't get it do you?

Nope i didn't,

ive never watched fresh prince ^.^

[Acos]

14 hours ago, Shiichibukai said:

Wow thats actually pretty lame. Thanks for wasting my time OP.

Is your time that valuable to begin with? You're browsing the fan-zone forum about a video game. You clearly had nothing better to do anyway. 

[-AoN-CanoLathra-]

The number of problems with this translation...... sigh

Oh well, half of English speakers don't know proper pronunciation, so I guess I shouldn't get my hopes up with these things, but still......

[Shiichibukai]

vor 7 Stunden schrieb Acos:

Is your time that valuable to begin with? You're browsing the fan-zone forum about a video game. You clearly had nothing better to do anyway. 

It was in general when this post was made. So yeah, your point is kinda invalid.

[Acos]

Just now, Shiichibukai said:

It was in general when this post was made. So yeah, your point is kinda invalid.

Oh, no, you're totally right, people browsing the general thread are clearly scholars and diplomats whose time is incredibly precious. My apologies Sir Shiichibukai, for making you click on this thread, read it, respond to it, check on it, keep replying too it, etc. Hopefully now that we have put this matter to rest you can get back to solving world hunger and rescuing babies. 

Seriously dude, listen to yourself.