Arbatration rewards - Extremely accurate and scientific Prediction

[lennieplop60]

Ladies and gentlemen. The scientists at Lennieplop60 laboratories have used the power of sodium chloride to determine what the drop tables for the new arbitration game mode are gonna be.        Here you go:

Rotation A:

• 2 Endo - 75% chance
• [Ammo Drum] 24.77% drop chance
• [Power Donation] 0.23% drop chance

Rotation B:

• 200 credits - 80% drop chance
• [Primed disappointment] 18.65% drop chance
• [Sharpshooter] 0.35% drop chance
• [Cautious shot] 1% drop chance

Rotation C

• 3 Endo - 99% drop chance
• [Vigorous Swap] - 0.20% drop chance
• [Rolling Guard] - 0.79% drop chance
• [Adaptation] - 0.01% drop chance

Looking forward to grinding those mods 

Edit: The actual drop tables have been revealed, and just as I feared, they're extremely dilluted with endo. My scientists always find the truth!

Edited October 12, 2018 by lennieplop60
The prophecy came true

[Joe_Barbarian]

Still waiting for the punchline for the joke.

[Blade_Wolf_16]

Is that supposed to be funny? or just a rant about the drop rates of other game modes?

[GnarlsDarkley]

9 minutes ago, lennieplop60 said:

Rotation A:

• 2 Endo - 75% chance

 

9 minutes ago, lennieplop60 said:

Rotation C

• 3 Endo - 99% drop chance

I see what you did there

[(PSN)abbacephas]

 

[lennieplop60]

13 minutes ago, Joe_Barbarian said:

Still waiting for the punchline for the joke.

It's a S#&$post.

There is none 

[lennieplop60]

9 minutes ago, Blade_Wolf_16 said:

Is that supposed to be funny? or just a rant about the drop rates of other game modes?

It's an exaggerated version of what I think is gonna happen. So basically both 😛

[(XBOX)Skippy575]

This looks like you used the S.W.A.G method here.

(Scientific Wild Arse Guess)

Edited October 11, 2018 by (XB1)Skippy575
Replace arse with it's counterpart

[Joe_Barbarian]

Just now, lennieplop60 said:

It's a S#&$post.

There is none 

Oh

Low quality, kind of disappointed in a way

[Diarmut]

I mean, not like they posted some of the rewards we'll get from Elite Alerts in the most recent post about when the update will take place. But okay.

[Nirrel]

30 minutes ago, lennieplop60 said:

Ladies and gentlemen. The scientists at Lennieplop60 laboratories have used the power of sodium chloride to determine what the drop tables for the new arbitration game mode are gonna be.        Here you go:

Rotation A:

• 2 Endo - 75% chance
• [Ammo Drum] 24.77% drop chance
• [Power Donation] 0.23% drop chance

Rotation B:

• 200 credits - 80% drop chance
• [Primed disappointment] 18.65% drop chance
• [Sharpshooter] 0.35% drop chance
• [Cautious shot] 1% drop chance

Rotation C

• 3 Endo - 99% drop chance
• [Vigorous Swap] - 0.20% drop chance
• [Rolling Guard] - 0.79% drop chance
• [Adaptation] - 0.01% drop chance

Looking forward to grinding those mods 

Edit:

To be fair, you have to have a very high iq to fully understand this joke. The humour is extremely subtle, making it easy to overlook, and a deeper understanding of science and analytics is requires to be able to make sense of difficult tables, such as this.

 

 

Thank you, I had a good laugh...even if people's reaction was the funniest part of it 😛

 

 

[(PSN)obsidiancurse]

I think you have underestimated the endo and over estimated the mods on the drop chances though.

[ShinTechG]

For those above that the joke flew over,

OP is referencing how low drop chances are in Warframe for good stuff while a bunch of unwanted rewards are higher in the drop chance. Of course, the OP is exaggerated but it shows how a lot of players feel. 

IMO this is funny AF

[fartloud]

oh no worries its more like this:

Rotation A:

Corpus Freight Ship Scene 50%

Grineer Sealab Centrifuge Scene 50%

Rotation B:

Corpus Freight Ship Scene 33%

Grineer Sealab Centrifuge Scene 33%

Grineer Settlement Artillery Scene 33%

Endo 1%

Rotation C :

Corpus Freight Ship Scene 24%

Grineer Sealab Centrifuge Scene 24%

Grineer Settlement Artillery Scene 24%

Ammo Case 24%

Endo x50 3%

Sharpshooter 0.1%
Cautious Shot 0.1%
Power Donation 0.1%
Vigorous Swap 0.1%
Rolling Guard 0.1%
Adaptation 0.1%

Ammo Drum 0.4%

 

Edited October 11, 2018 by fartloud

[(PSN)abbacephas]

49 minutes ago, lennieplop60 said:

Edit:

To be fair, you have to have a very high iq to fully understand this joke. The humour is extremely subtle, making it easy to overlook, and a deeper understanding of science and analytics is requires to be able to make sense of difficult tables, such as this.

Or...or...or...

It's not even remotely funny.

[rand0mname]

10 минут назад, ShinTechG сказал:

For those above that the joke flew over,

OP is referencing how low drop chances are in Warframe for good stuff while a bunch of unwanted rewards are higher in the drop chance. Of course, the OP is exaggerated but it shows how a lot of players feel. 

IMO this is funny AF

Thanks, Captain. The reason I am not a giggling mess right now? 90 Razorback runs for a certain pair of mods amputated my sense of subtle humor.

[sleepychewbacca]

That Rick and Morty copypasta attempt at the end tho. :/ 

[Blade_Wolf_16]

il y a une heure, lennieplop60 a dit :

Edit:

To be fair, you have to have a very high iq to fully understand this joke. The humour is extremely subtle, making it easy to overlook, and a deeper understanding of science and analytics is requires to be able to make sense of difficult tables, such as this.

"I understand your attempts at humour. I simply do not find them entertaining."

~Blade-Wolf, MGR. (Yes that's where I found my gamertag)

[hellodownthere]

well... i get the joke, both of them but... it's not funny, at all.

why moan about drop rates before they're announced ? i get it's a joke but still.

[(XBOX)ECCHO SIERRA]

48 minutes ago, ShinTechG said:

For those above that the joke flew over,

OP is referencing how low drop chances are in Warframe for good stuff while a bunch of unwanted rewards are higher in the drop chance. Of course, the OP is exaggerated but it shows how a lot of players feel. 

IMO this is funny AF

Some people in this forum have no sense of humor. Not every post needs to be super duper serious.

[peterc3]

2 hours ago, ShinTechG said:

For those above that the joke flew over,

I don't think it flew over anyone's head.

It just hit like a nerf dart shot into a pillow.

3 hours ago, lennieplop60 said:

To be fair, you have to have a very high iq to fully understand this joke. The humour is extremely subtle, making it easy to overlook, and a deeper understanding of science and analytics is requires to be able to make sense of difficult tables, such as this.

Doubling down on a bad joke is about as bad as having to explain a joke.

[(PSN)abbacephas]

2 minutes ago, peterc3 said:

I don't think it flew over anyone's head.

It just hit like a nerf dart shot into a pillow.

Doubling down on a bad joke is about as bad as having to explain a joke.

See? Now this was funny.

[Corvid]

2 hours ago, (XB1)ECCHO SIERRA said:

Some people in this forum have no sense of humor. Not every post needs to be super duper serious.

No, it's just that some of us prefer actual wit with our humour.

Edited October 11, 2018 by Corvid

[(PSN)robotwars7]

OP probably isn't far off with his satire though. you'd be a fool to think you'll be guaranteed that sweet Power Donation mod on your first run. I wonder though.. is there maybe the faintest, tiniest, microscopic slither of a faint trace of hope that DE might consider putting a Token system in for these alerts? (make the alerts give you a new kind of rep/currency which you can farm and eventually use to purchase what you want if you don't already have it?).

I'm fine if not, since that's most likely gonna be the case, but it would be a nice surprise. then again, it's not gonna be too hard to farm these alerts: we have Inaros, and there's no modifiers!  

Edited October 11, 2018 by (PS4)robotwars7

[seprent]

you had me then you lost me at the rick and morty copy paste