April Fools event idea war within spoilers

[(XBOX)THANOTOS OMEGA]

OK so the even starts off with our operator hanging out at a get together for all their allies, after a lot of complaining about how they are a lot older than they look Konzu finally caves and gives them some wine,

after a few more bits of conversation where the operator is seen just chugging the stuff and mentions having a crush on one of the guests of the player's choice we get a new objective, "Smooth talk X" where X is our crush,

after we initiate the dialog said crush is swooning only for the party to be crashed by STALKER PRIME! which is just stalker with a nullifier bubble and Vay Hek's voice, after a desperate fight we are able to defeat him when CLEM! Prime arrives which is just a giant CLEM! who wields two normal sized CLEMS! after which we  wake up to Konzu explaining that we got knocked out by our crush over something we said while drunk,

shown by a cut scene of us talking to them then everyone reacting in shock our head yanking back and us falling over with the crush just standing their with their fist out, and everything was a dream,