For all you Captain Vor weebs

[CalculatedMurderMachine]

w-wook at t-them, they come to this p-pwace wheny they knyow they a-awe nyot puwe. t-tenynyo use t-the keys, but t-they a-awe m-mewe twespassews. o-onywy i-i, v-vow, knyow the t-twue powew o-of the void. i w-was cut iny hawf, destwoyed, but thwough it's janyus key, t-the void c-cawwed to me. it bwought m-me hewe anyd hewe i w-was webowny. w-we c-canynyot b-bwame t-these cweatuwes, they awe beinyg wed b-by a-a fawse p-pwophet, a-any impostow w-who knyows nyot the secwets of the void. b-behowd t-the tenynyo, come t-to scavenyge anyd d-desecwate this s-sacwed weawm. my b-bwothews, did i nyot t-teww of this d-day? did i ny-nyot pwophesize t-this momenyt? ny-nyow, i w-wiww s-stop them. nyow i am chanyged, webowny thwough the enyewgy of the janyus key. fowevew bounyd t-to the void. wet it be knyowny, i-if the tenynyo wanyt twue sawvationy, they wiww way downy theiw awms, anyd wait f-fow the b-baptism of my janyus key. it is t-time. i wiww teach these twespassews the wedemptive p-powew o-of my janyus key. t-they wiww weawny it's simpwe twuth. t-the tenynyo awe w-wost, anyd t-they wiww wesist. b-but i, v-vow, wiww c-cweanyse this p-pwace of theiw impuwity. x3

t-the janyus key fowevew x3

[TacticalOwl]

Thanks, I hate it.

[ChromaUmbra]

I had the feeling I would regret clicking on this, and I wasn't wrong.

[Gamma745]

I can raise you one even more heretical

 

Look at them thesa comein to dis place whena thesa know thesa is no pure. Tenno use da keys, but thesa is mere trespassers. On missa, vor, know da true power of da void. Mesa cut in half, destroy, but through its janus key, da void call to missa. It bringa missa here and here mesa reborn. Weesa cannot blame these creatures, thesa is be l by a false prophet, a impostor who knows no da secrets of da void. Behold da tenno, comein to scavenge and desecrata dis sacr realm. Missa brothers, did missa no taleo of dis day? Did missa no prophesize dis moment? Now, missa ganna stop them. Now mesa chang, reborn through da energy of da janus key. Forever bound toda void. Let it be known, if da tenno wanna true salvation, thesa ganna lay down thesa arms, and wait for da baptism of missa janus key. Isa time. Missa ganna teach these trespassers da redemptive power of missa janus key. Thesa ganna learn its simple truth. Da tenno is nocomebackie, and thesa ganna resist. But missa, vor, ganna cleanse dis place of thesa impurity.

 

Spoiler

I hope this doesn't trigger a lock.

 

[Loza03]

Optimum Heresy.

I 13373d it.

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t-7h3janyu5keyfow3v3wx3

[kgabor]

Look at them! They come to this place when they know they aren't ghoul.

The Tenno use the Death Notes but they don't have the Shinigami eyes.

Only i, Vor know the true power of a Super Saiyan.

I was cut in half, destroyed, but through the Philosophers Stone i could do a human transmutation.

It brought me to the gates and there i was reborn.

We cannot blame these lolis, they are being led by a false waifu, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the tentacle.

Behold the Otaku, come to read manga and binge watch anime.

My brothers, did i not see you teleporting behind me and unsheathing your katana when you're already dead?

Now, i will stop them.

Now, i am changed reborn with white hair. Forever bound to the plot.

Let it be known, if the CCG wants super peace they will lay down their arms, and wait to be eaten.

It is time. I will teach these people the redemptive power of fanservice. They will learn its simple truth.

The weebs know it's daytime but they will rest.

But i, Kira will cleanse criminals from this new world.

[Gamma745]

11 hours ago, Loza03 said:

Optimum Heresy.

I 13373d it.

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t-7h3janyu5keyfow3v3wx3

This looks like one of those hexadecimal cipher codes.

[Loza03]

9 hours ago, Gamma745 said:

This looks like one of those hexadecimal cipher codes.

I can barely comprehend what I have created. Has science gone too far?