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Path of Warframe: The Quest for the Average Neck


[DE]Rebecca

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Just when I started thinking of plains, when someone mentions PoE.

Here comes the PTSD again...
At least, anything else on 'that' game, is an improvement.
Especially the nerfed buffs. My life is almost complete now.

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Bravo. The sheer amount of memes and subtle jabs you packed into this one post is ridiculous, and you did it while making fun of your own games. This was by far the most enjoyable and totally real announcement I've heard today. Good job to everyone who worked on this. 

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These are currently the two best PC games and I've got a combined 12,000 hours spent as an Exile and Warframe Operator. Only yesterday I was joking that the build complexity in Warframe is nearing Path of Exile levels...Rolling Malkavian was the right choice.

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Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the Maps, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Atlas. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Eternal orb, the Atlas called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Atlas . Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Eternal orb. Forever bound to the Atlas . Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Eternal orb. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Eternal orb. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their Corruption.

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