(XBOX)YoungGunn82 Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 (edited) John Prodman VS The WOLF They meet on the battlefield of Mars during a corpus invasion. They are the last two standing. It's a fight to the death. Who wins and why? Edited April 13, 2019 by (XB1)RDeschain82 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldain Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Clem crashes through the ceiling and beats them both by spraying his Grakatas wildly all over the area. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o0Despair0o Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 The Wolf because he's the only one who can afford a working picture, it seems. Jokes aside, The Wolf wins because he's f****** OP. Dude's got like 99% damage reduction and there's like 3 weapons in game that can actually scratch him. Also because I hate Corpus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylo. Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 The Wolf wins because Prodman gets oneshot by like everything, Wolf does not, Wolf is also not level 300 and gets oneshot at level 300, he is level 60 or what not and it takes forever to kill him. On the other Hand, Prodman can't die, he just disappears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloan441 Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Cage match! Two go in, one comes out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingvaldemir Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 25 minutes ago, Aldain said: Clem crashes through the ceiling and beats them both by spraying his Grakatas wildly all over the area. and nobody lives to tell the tale because everyone got shot by his grakatas 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-QUILL_PETER- Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 (edited) Plot Twist: Everyone wins because they're too busy fighting each other to bother the rest of the System Sidenote: I wouldn't mind an Epic Rap Battle between the two, though the lyrics could prove to be a little...lacking. Edited April 13, 2019 by -QUILL_PETER- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.SpookSpook Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 I win, because I'm in my Inaros armed with my Knell, and I want loot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Lei-Lei_23 Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 (edited) But John Prodman single-handedly took down Phorid, BY HIMSELF, with just a Prova or his raging fist of debt collection. What do you see from Phorid? Parts of Grineer armor and cloned flesh. Mutha Ucka spawns in via a bolt of lightning too. AND A CAPE. The Wolf never shows himself for the majority of us like the damned coward he is. I mean, c’mon man. Even when John Prodman is defeated you get the feeling he’s been holding back on y’all. And when the Wolf is defeated you get a Molten Impact 90% of the time. WHERE’S YOUR DAMN AUTOGRAPH, WOLF?! 😒 Edited April 13, 2019 by (PS4)Lei-Lei_23 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldain Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, (PS4)Lei-Lei_23 said: WHERE’S YOUR DAMN AUTOGRAPH, WOLF?! 😒 I think its that K-drive Scrawl, his handwriting is awful though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Lei-Lei_23 Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Aldain said: I think its that K-drive Scrawl, his handwriting is awful though. That’s the work of delinquent Vent Kid graffiti. :V 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nslay Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 That's a funny poster! I feel like Alad V should be there too... I mean, he does everything nefarious! Yeah, as for the death battle... I think everyone will get bored and watch Netflix well before it ends... and probably even forget there was even a death battle in the first place! I call it a draw by technicality (if John Prodman wins and no one was watching, did he really win?). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)UpgradeAcorn989 Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 The original Cataclysm because it can stop time and has the ability to fight tom howard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhoenixFury Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 The Wolf, due to how armor scaling is implemented, and because he's immune to status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Silverback73 Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 8 hours ago, (XB1)RDeschain82 said: John Prodman VS The WOLF They meet on the battlefield of Mars during a corpus invasion. They are the last two standing. It's a fight to the death. Who wins and why? Wolf because looks like he is about to pilot an F-16 and drop a sidewinder or hellfire missile on Prodman’s head. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seprent Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 8 hours ago, (PS4)Lei-Lei_23 said: That’s the work of delinquent Vent Kid graffiti. :V maybe thats what he is doing when not doing things for alad learning to do art ya know put your anger and frustration into something constructive little did we know he went to the corpus because they have good anger management classes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SECURATYYY Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 You all underestimate Prodman. He can easily solo the Phorid. Pretty sure he would destroy the wolf in 1 hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loza03 Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 I see such little faith in the Prodman. Such heresy... The Prodman, oh honoured Prodman, is not bothered by such trifles as 99.99% damage resistance. At his true, divine majesty, he transcends the mere power of numbers. Out of mercy, and spectacle, he permits himself to be limited to but an unknowably tiny fraction of his holy power when testing us, when seeing if we are worthy. If a challenger such as the Wolf should DARE impeach upon his sacrosanct domain, to attempt to impose themselves upon the Prodman, the foolish idol shall know themselves as foolish, as they are struck down, not by his divine Prova - for they do not deserve the honour of such a glorious destruction - but merely his unknowable, unfathomable presence. Glory be to the Prodman, the Clem, and the Holy Redtext. For now and forever. Prodmen. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)YoungGunn82 Posted April 13, 2019 Author Share Posted April 13, 2019 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Loza03 said: I see such little faith in the Prodman. Such heresy... The Prodman, oh honoured Prodman, is not bothered by such trifles as 99.99% damage resistance. At his true, divine majesty, he transcends the mere power of numbers. Out of mercy, and spectacle, he permits himself to be limited to but an unknowably tiny fraction of his holy power when testing us, when seeing if we are worthy. If a challenger such as the Wolf should DARE impeach upon his sacrosanct domain, to attempt to impose themselves upon the Prodman, the foolish idol shall know themselves as foolish, as they are struck down, not by his divine Prova - for they do not deserve the honour of such a glorious destruction - but merely his unknowable, unfathomable presence. Glory be to the Prodman, the Clem, and the Holy Redtext. For now and forever. Prodmen. Just gonna say. This is awesome. 😂🤣 Edited April 13, 2019 by (XB1)RDeschain82 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost_Cartographer Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 The Wolf if we're being serious, because some effort was put into his visual design, even if in classic DE fashion as an encounter he's nails-for-brains simple. If we're going strictly for meme power, Prodman's up there. But somehow I don't think meme power will really work out here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)robotwars7 Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 10 hours ago, (XB1)RDeschain82 said: Who wins and why? depends on the type of battle. In a Straight up fight, with or without their trademark weapons, I'd back the Wolf: heavier armour, still pretty fast and a longer reach with that hammer. plus Hammers are Impact weapons, impact works best against Corpus. Prodman could mod his Prova for Radiation, but I don't think he could get close to the wolf enough times. Phorid by comparison got beat because he's got stubby arms. In a Fashion Contest, Prodman wins, Brown is nearly impossible to make look good, while the Crewman Suit is Iconic. The Prova is a more Elegant weapon to wear. in a Rap battle, an Easy victory for Prodman, since Wolf can't talk. in a scaring Contest, the Wolf takes it thanks to his imposing frame and awesome gas mask. seems to be a draw IMO, unless we can get a tiebreaker battle of some kind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 2 hours ago, (PS4)robotwars7 said: seems to be a draw IMO, unless we can get a tiebreaker battle of some kind? Bake-off contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)YoungGunn82 Posted April 14, 2019 Author Share Posted April 14, 2019 39 minutes ago, Renegade343 said: Bake-off contest. Meh, how bout a Chilli cook off? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Just now, (XB1)RDeschain82 said: Meh, how bout a Chilli cook off? Anything to do with a cooking contest, I'm fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)YoungGunn82 Posted April 14, 2019 Author Share Posted April 14, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Renegade343 said: Anything to do with a cooking contest, I'm fine. I've already had Wolf's chilli tho.. Still need to try Prodman chilli... Edited April 14, 2019 by (XB1)RDeschain82 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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