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The Truth About Our Orbiter....


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Roses are red,
The Wolf goes sleepsies in four days time,
Salad Five did a bad,
Redeemer and orbiter doesn't rhyme.

 

Also, yes, totally. It's an awkward torture bench. Would totally fit how anything else in the Warframe universe is made. I swear, they're holding contests about who can up with the more bonkers way to make people suffer in the name of progress.

"Okay, so, this thing heats up your food."
"And?"
"What, and? That's it. Put it in, twist the knob, it goes ding, food is hot."
"Yeah, I dunno if we can ship that. It lacks..."
"What could it possibly lack?!"
"Suffering! Can you, I dunno, make the knob an innocent orphan's hip joint?"
"WHY WOULD I-"
"I dunno, things just work better if someone suffers, right?"

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il y a 7 minutes, FlusteredFerret a dit :

Sooo...warframes are, in fact, part human, part Infestation and part Stretch Armstrong?

 

Definitely. I mean that orbiter thing looks to be about 35 times the liset's length and i doubt the liset is less than 20-30m head to toe so we're looking at an elastic ratio of about 1 to 400/500x which is quite frankly impressive hahahah

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Hi.

Fun and useless fact: I've already noticed that some years ago, when I started playing and didn't know much about gameplay and things. So, that was one of the first things the game has that impressed me...

Bye.

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