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The Truth About Our Orbiter....

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Roses are red,
new melee broke redeemer
space mom wants us dead
Stretched Excal = orbiter


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It is lore ?

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redemeer insead of redeemer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Roses are red,
The Wolf goes sleepsies in four days time,
Salad Five did a bad,
Redeemer and orbiter doesn't rhyme.

 

Also, yes, totally. It's an awkward torture bench. Would totally fit how anything else in the Warframe universe is made. I swear, they're holding contests about who can up with the more bonkers way to make people suffer in the name of progress.

"Okay, so, this thing heats up your food."
"And?"
"What, and? That's it. Put it in, twist the knob, it goes ding, food is hot."
"Yeah, I dunno if we can ship that. It lacks..."
"What could it possibly lack?!"
"Suffering! Can you, I dunno, make the knob an innocent orphan's hip joint?"
"WHY WOULD I-"
"I dunno, things just work better if someone suffers, right?"

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Ohhh man......I can't make my brain unbrain that image now....

I guess everyone starts the game with Excalibur....no matter who they pick.

On the curious side....what drugs were you on that allowed you to find this and translate it to allow us not on drugs to see it? Asking for a friend....

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If you look closely, he even has a giant archwing attached to his butt.

43 minutes ago, Arcires said:

We Neon Genesis Evangelion now, bois!

To be fair, we've been Evangelion for a while.

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Il y a 1 heure, Ced23Ric a dit :

That'd better be the sound of the Orbeeter.

I guess we now know why Umbra howls. Ballas torture? Pfft. Imagine getting your body stretched to fit a #*!%ing space ship hahahahahahaha

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1 hour ago, Autongnosis said:

I guess we now know why Umbra howls. Ballas torture? Pfft. Imagine getting your body stretched to fit a #*!%ing space ship hahahahahahaha

Sooo...warframes are, in fact, part human, part Infestation and part Stretch Armstrong?

 

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il y a 7 minutes, FlusteredFerret a dit :

Sooo...warframes are, in fact, part human, part Infestation and part Stretch Armstrong?

 

Definitely. I mean that orbiter thing looks to be about 35 times the liset's length and i doubt the liset is less than 20-30m head to toe so we're looking at an elastic ratio of about 1 to 400/500x which is quite frankly impressive hahahah

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You know what else it's made of? Giant Codex Scanners. Just lookit that wing by Excal's right hand

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I have been here long enough to see the rise and fall of this once before. 

 

Thanks for reminding me. 

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Hi.

Fun and useless fact: I've already noticed that some years ago, when I started playing and didn't know much about gameplay and things. So, that was one of the first things the game has that impressed me...

Bye.

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