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I love my roomba. Its so cute! However, I regret to inform everyone that there is one fatal flaw.


It won't clean the outside of my ship!

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Just be thankful that they can't open doors, once they make that leap..... we're all doomed. 

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1 minute ago, Oreades said:

Just be thankful that they can't open doors, once they make that leap..... we're all doomed. 

they can already open personal room doors

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1 minute ago, fox_news said:

they can already open personal room doors

Oh god it's already too late 😧 

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give roombas power to clean outside! #roombashaverights

 

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At long last, we figure out how to defeat the roomba from moving anywhere!  Now feel the space furry!

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Safety first. Domestic drone is too noisy. It would be embarrassing to be shot down, because my vacuum cleaner turned on, while I was flying around Grineer Galeon.

1 час назад, fox_news сказал:

give roombas power to clean outside! #roombashaverights

A right to clean? What’s a new one :).

31 минуту назад, ChaoticEdge сказал:

Now feel the space furry!

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I would rather not.

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Just now, rand0mname said:

Safety first. Domestic drone is too noisy. It would be embarrassing to be shot down because my vacuum cleaner turned on while I was flying around Grineer Galeon.

A right to clean? What’s a new one :).

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I would rather not.

making a joke about this

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1 минуту назад, ChaoticEdge сказал:

making a joke about this

  Скрыть контент

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Such small letter, such big difference.

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How would a vacuum vacuum in a vacuum? No wonder it's confused.

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25 minutes ago, Larsurus said:

How would a vacuum vacuum in a vacuum?

A vacuum could actually vacuum in a vacuum by creating another vacuum which will then vacuum in the vacuum, this will allow for a well vacuumed vacuum without needing to worry about your vacuum not being able to vacuum in a vacuum

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I WILL DRIVE THIS JOKE INTO THE GROUND SO HARD.

 

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8 minutes ago, Aldain said:

A vacuum could actually vacuum in a vacuum by creating another vacuum which will then vacuum in the vacuum, this will allow for a well vacuumed vacuum without needing to worry about your vacuum not being able to vacuum in a vacuum

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I WILL DRIVE THIS JOKE INTO THE GROUND SO HARD.

 

...you can die in the vacuum of space for that.

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3 minutes ago, Renegade343 said:

...you can die in the vacuum of space for that.

Will do! -pulls airlock release lever-

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1 hour ago, Larsurus said:

How would a vacuum vacuum in a vacuum? No wonder it's confused.

just like how this dog feel

 

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1 hour ago, (XB1)Cubic Clem said:

I thought this would be a thread about it's ridiculous price..

At least Mr. roomba want to be move around and make annoying sound. Beside begin a money sink, I don't known what those pet items are for.

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i still need the power to tape knives to my roomba 

yes you heard me i said knives Why stop with one when i could make it have several knives no angle is safe for your shins MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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53 minutes ago, seprent said:

i still need the power to tape knives to my roomba 

yes you heard me i said knives Why stop with one when i could make it have several knives no angle is safe for your shins MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Radial Disarm.

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48 minutes ago, Renegade343 said:

Radial Disarm.

but that puts them to melee the domestik is already in melee 

ive made a 360 degree stabby drone 

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6 minutes ago, seprent said:

but that puts them to melee the domestik is already in melee 

ive made a 360 degree stabby drone  

Oh no, we're not removing the weapons.

We're just disabling its movement.

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3 hours ago, Renegade343 said:

Oh no, we're not removing the weapons.

We're just disabling its movement.

then ill just throw the fecking thing i mean if i took the effort to 360 degree knive a drone while its moving im pretty sure id have no quarrels throwing the thing pretty sure even limbo could Yeet that thing since any tenno can swing around the galatine 

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DE should make them fully mod-able. With auras (e.g. pine scent over 5m radius), precepts and extra madurai polarities for the hard to clean stains.

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