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The Roomba has one fatal flaw!

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41 минуту назад, rastaban75 сказал:

DE should make them fully mod-able. With auras (e.g. pine scent over 5m radius), precepts and extra madurai polarities for the hard to clean stains.

I am in.

As long as those mods do not drop from those Amalgams in Alad basement. At the rates of Gale Kick and Kavats Grace.

6 часов назад, seprent сказал:

ive made a 360 degree stabby drone 

Where you got a BP for this technological marvel?

I need to “convince” Helminth to go back to his heking room.

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6 hours ago, rand0mname said:

I am in.

As long as those mods do not drop from those Amalgams in Alad basement. At the rates of Gale Kick and Kavats Grace.

Where you got a BP for this technological marvel?

I need to “convince” Helminth to go back to his heking room.

  1. make alot of daggers all of one type or different if your feeling fancy 
  2. manage to get on the drone without disrupting its movement 
  3. realize you forgot the tape and get off to get the tape 
  4. repeat step 2 
  5. begin taping knives to the drone in a circle shape or any other shape that does a full rotation
  6. vigorously apply gorilla glue 
  7. attempt to pick up drone so glue can set 
  8. after glue has set put it down and let it continue its job blissfully unware of its new job of shin shanking
  9. respond with you should have taken stabby countermeasures when people are shanked in the shins
  10. move it to the infested room and wacth the show 
  • Satisfied 1

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On 2019-07-03 at 1:51 AM, fox_news said:

I love my roomba. Its so cute! However, I regret to inform everyone that there is one fatal flaw.


It won't clean the outside of my ship!

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Literally unplayable

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The next cinematic quest after the new war will be when we find the true masterminds behind the war. THE ROOMBAS SHALL RISE AND TAKE OVER THE ORIGIN SYSTEM!!!  the sentients were just pawns for the roombas to manipulate. While the tenno were distracted , the roombas got into our ships and once they gain control of our orbiter, no one will be able to stop them !!!

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its not the roombas fault you keep demanding ordis to ram the orbiter through those questional sections of space an now it has god knows what growing on it

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