Utarious Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Oh.. okay I guess.. *smacks with a walking cane* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Usually it's my socks that get chatty.They have teeth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 No. I have zero redeeming qualities. And even if I didn't, I wouldn't want to be some sort of twisted couch used for nefarious purposes. Mmmm, couches are so very useful. my heart belongs to nyxcrab What about the rest of you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 (edited) What about the rest of you? They're up for grabs. Edited November 30, 2015 by TheErebus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 *smacks with a walking cane* BabyRage Stop hitting me Mom! I'LL TELL DAD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Mmmm, couches are so very useful. NnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnI'm just going to go murder people now. Ciao! *scoots away at a moderate pace* They're up for grabs. *steals your liver* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 NnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnI'm just going to go murder people now. Ciao! *scoots away at a moderate pace* -snip- But...fluffy cushions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 (edited) But...fluffy cushions...Let him kill...It's why he exists after all. Edited November 30, 2015 by 011100110110000101101101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 But...fluffy cushions... You can play sexy checkers on a bench, but not I! *scoots away faster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Let him kill... It's why he exists aftr all. Well yeah, but... You can play sexy checkers on a bench, but not I! *scoots away faster* But that makes my knees hurt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Let him kill... It's why he exists aftr all. ... I exist to be sat on, of course. Murdering is just a hobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 You can play sexy checkers on a bench, but not I! *scoots away faster* YOU ARE A BENCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 But that makes my knees hurt! Get a potato sack, or something! Maybe an anime body pillow! I don't know what you're into! *scoots up the walls* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 RELIANT TOOK MY KIDNEY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 YOU ARE A BENCH Slander! RELIANT TOOK MY KIDNEY No, you did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Well yeah, but...Shh... ... I exist to be sat on, of course. Murdering is just a hobby. You've made it your reason for being.I will not judge. I am an artist like you. Life is my canvas, death is my paint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Get a potato sack, or something! Maybe an anime body pillow! I don't know what you're into! *scoots up the walls* ...you realize you're scooting right towards me, yeah? extends noodles towards Reliant yesssss, come to meh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 RELIANT STOLE MY LIVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 RELIANT STOLE MY LIVERAnd I stole your spleen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 You've made it your reason for being. I will not judge. I am an artist like you. Life is my canvas, death is my paint. Well, in that case... Wait. I AM NO EASEL! I AM A COUCH WITH STANDARDS! YOU CAN'T DEFINE ME! *throws MTT-brand anime solvent at you* ...you realize you're scooting right towards me, yeah? extends noodles towards Reliant yesssss, come to meh You're gonna need more than one noodle, sister. *turns into a cheese grater* GET TO GRATING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 RELIANT STOLE MY LIVER Did not - you said it was up for grabs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 RELIANT STOLE MY LIVER So did your mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Xewkeryx Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 It's all the same anymore. The same slapstick rps. The same maymays If it's doomed to stay that way, it may be best to finally give this thread peace and put it to rest. It doesn't deserve any more of this I say this not out of disgruntlement, but out of compassion, for this poor, cruelly mutilated thread. It deserves so much better than this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Well, in that case... Wait. I AM NO EASEL! I AM A COUCH WITH STANDARDS! YOU CAN'T DEFINE ME! *throws MTT-brand anime solvent at you* You're gonna need more than one noodle, sister. *turns into a cheese grater* GET TO GRATING. You need glasses - I said noodleS tackles the couch from the ceiling and begins eating it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Well, in that case... Wait. I AM NO EASEL! I AM A COUCH WITH STANDARDS! YOU CAN'T DEFINE ME! *throws MTT-brand anime solvent at you* No, for you have already done it for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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