RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 *jots this down too* Okay, I prescribe to the both of you...fifty gallons of orange juice. Also, I am not a doctor. Except on Arbalest, although even that is sketchy. I don't like orange juice... I can do some basic medical treatment. I'm a... half-doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 (edited) "Nothing good comes from paradoxes. Why would you do that!?!" Still here? Fine. I'll do it again and again until Utarious is back. *vanish* Edited February 9, 2015 by Snydrex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Still here? Fine. I'll do it again and agin until Utarious is back. *vanish* "You are just forcing me to kill him personally instead I hope you know. You can't beat me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Font? Hmph. Well, whatever. Ghost, is Amethyst your waifu? Nothing's changed, Sny. Except your accent. You created a divergent point where one timeline still exists, while the other branched off. So nothing has changed for us, but something might have changed for you. Or you might be a different Snydrex from another timeline and the two of you got displaced, I don't know. "You are just forcing me to kill him personally instead I hope you know. You can't beat me." Don't worry. Our time has already occurred. It's unchangeable. You can just create divergent streams that may or may not collide in the future. And you do NOT want them to collide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Nothing's changed, Sny. Except your accent. You created a divergent point where one timeline still exists, while the other branched off. So nothing has changed for us, but something might have changed for you. Or you might be a different Snydrex from another timeline and the two of you got displaced, I don't know. Don't worry. Our time has already occurred. It's unchangeable. You can just create divergent streams that may or may not collide in the future. And you do NOT want them to collide. "So in other words it is impossible for Utarious to come back..? Nice." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 "You are just forcing me to kill him personally instead I hope you know. You can't beat me." Too bad you'll never remember to. Looks like your "total control" was but a farce. Noamuth would be displeased at this. I'm not trying to beat you. I'm trying to set things right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Too bad you'll never remember to. Looks like your "total control" was but a farce. Noamuth would be displeased at this. I'm not trying to beat you. I'm trying to set things right. YOU CAN'T. Well, you can, just not here. There is a river where Utarious is still Utarious. We just have to cross at the right place and the right time. ...which is Alpha Centauri, 162km away from the surface of it's sun between Alpha Centauri 1a and Alpha Centauri 3d. "So in other words it is impossible for Utarious to come back..? Nice." Not impossible. Unlikely. If one of the timelines converge at any point, you will be overwritten in an instant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 (edited) Too bad you'll never remember to. Looks like your "total control" was but a farce. Noamuth would be displeased at this. "Noamuth? Hah, that pathetic girl. Like I care." DON'T TAL- "Dammit, shut up Utarious, I need to hide the fact I own you" Edited February 9, 2015 by Utarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 YOU CAN'T. Well, you can, just not here. There is a river where Utarious is still Utarious. We just have to cross at the right place and the right time. ...which is Alpha Centauri, 162km away from the surface of it's sun between Alpha Centauri 1a and Alpha Centauri 3d. Not impossible. Unlikely. If one of the timelines converge at any point, you will be overwritten in an instant. I will bend space as well, then. Ghost, this will lead to dispair unless I seperate from Amethyst. Otherwise, even if Utarious returns, he'll kill himself again. Any one that would not do that would not be him. *Vanish* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 I will bend space as well, then. Ghost, this will lead to dispair unless I seperate from Amethyst. Otherwise, even if Utarious returns, he'll kill himself again. Any one that would not do that would not be him. *Vanish* Wait, how will this lead to despair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 It is done, again. And I will KEEP doing it until Utarious is back. Still here, imposter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 It is done, again. And I will KEEP doing it until Utarious is back. Still here, imposter? *Yawn* "You are starting to bore me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 How does all this lead to despair? It is done, again. And I will KEEP doing it until Utarious is back.Still here, imposter? Divergents haven't reformed yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 (edited) Wait, how will this lead to despair?If you're not shipped to Ammy, then you'll be sad. If you're shipped to her while I still am, then the technicality will continue to exist. If the technicality exists, Utarious will kill himself. If he's dead, then I owe him for making you happy, and cannot repay it.I am the one in the uncanny valley here. And I owe all of you. If I get out of this twisted cycle, everything will be fixed... Edited February 9, 2015 by Snydrex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 If you're not shipped to Ammy, then you'll be sad. If you're shipped to her while I still am, then the technicality will continue to exist. If the technicality exists, Utarious will kill himself. If he's dead, then I owe him for making you happy, and cannot repay it. I am the one in the uncanny valley here. And I owe all of you. If I get out of this teisted cycle, everything will be fixed... "You made it worse. For some reason I have Utarious and Amethyst in my little slave chamber." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 "You made it worse. For some reason I have Utarious and Amethyst in my little slave chamber." ... *grabs railgun, nuclear bomb, teleportation device, Deus Ex Machina gloves, Deus Ex Machina implant and a kukri* I'M A-COMMING AMETHYST! *teleports to the room* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 "You made it worse. For some reason I have Utarious and Amethyst in my little slave chamber." Is that so? Then, you are an imposter. And utarious is alive now. I am thankful, but I must insist you release them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Is that so? Then, you are an imposter. And utarious is alive now. I am thankful, but I must insist you release them. *Comes back with Amethyst and the real Utarious* Done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Is that so? Then, you are an imposter. And utarious is alive now. I am thankful, but I must insist you release them. Utarious was always alive. I said this. Multiple times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 (edited) Is that so? Then, you are an imposter. And utarious is alive now. I am thankful, but I must insist you release them. "He was never dead to start with, merely wanted you to believe he was, normally it would make things easier not harder." ... *grabs railgun, nuclear bomb, teleportation device, Deus Ex Machina gloves, Deus Ex Machina implant and a kukri* I'M A-COMMING AMETHYST! *teleports to the room* *Sigh* "I don't even want her, she doesn't fulfill my goals, you can have her." *Teleports her to Snydrex* *Comes back with Amethyst and the real Utarious* Done. "Not so fast." *Teleports Utarious back* "We have a agreement." Edited February 9, 2015 by Utarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 *Sigh* "I don't even want her, she doesn't fulfill my goals, you can have her." *Teleports her to Snydrex* Already got her. Deus Ex Machina. *ding* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 (edited) "He was never dead to start with, merely wanted you to believe he was, normally it would make things easier not harder." *Sigh* "I don't even want her, she doesn't fulfill my goals, you can have her." *Teleports her to Snydrex* Well, I guess that settles things. I'm happy if I can repay.And, he won't die from your antics, will he? Edited February 9, 2015 by Snydrex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Well, I guess that settles things. I'm happy if I can repay. And, he won't die from your antics, will he? "He shouldn't if all goes well, I am merely having him fight a greater demon with no equipment other than the clothes on his ba- *Bloodcurdling screams* Ohp. Never mind. His head is off" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 "He shouldn't if all goes well, I am merely having him fight a greater demon with no equipment other than the clothes on his ba- *Bloodcurdling screams* Ohp. Never mind. His head is off" ...*resurrects* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 "He shouldn't if all goes well, I am merely having him fight a greater demon with no equipment other than the clothes on his ba- *Bloodcurdling screams* Ohp. Never mind. His head is off" Let us begin again then. More time warping, inc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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