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Только что, CephalonDizzy сказал:

Sounds EXACTLY like what a secret parasitic eximus summoner would say.

IKR!

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1 minute ago, rand0mname said:

Will it turn alive after I put it in my secret stash of awesome things and steal everything that is not nailed down?

No, nothing of that sort.

It's really just what it is.

Just now, CephalonDizzy said:

Sounds EXACTLY like what a secret parasitic eximus summoner would say.

Nah, not this time.

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Только что, Renegade343 сказал:

No, nothing of that sort.

It's really just what it is.

Nah, not this time.

Was Alad V involved in some way?

Will he be involved in some way if I accept your "gift"?

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Just now, rand0mname said:

Was Alad V involved in some way?

Will he be involved in some way if I accept your "gift"?

No, and to any future major problems, no.

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4 минуты назад, Renegade343 сказал:

No, and to any future major problems, no.

*Gets into paranoid overdrive

Mind-control? Compressed Toxic Ancient? Anime catgirl? Vay Hek number? Fomorian homing device? HULK?

Forgive me, but I have been burned before. Literally set on fire and metaphorically incinerated. Never can be to cautious with "gifts".

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1 minute ago, rand0mname said:

*Gets into paranoid overdrive

 Mind-control? Compressed Toxic Ancient? Anime catgirl? Vay Hek number? Fomorian homing device? HULK?

 Forgive me, but I have been burned before. Literally set on fire and metaphorically incinerated. Never can be to cautious with "gifts".

Just take it. It's fine.

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1 минуту назад, Renegade343 сказал:

Just take it. It's fine.

Last time someone told me this, I ended in Chakona Space.

Then again. I got a nice new fur rug out of it and that “friend” that send me to that hell is now happy. Aside from a little part of his brain that was not brainwashed and is stuck in endless “I have no mouth and I must scream” loop.

Very well.

*Double checks that she has a respectable amount of Energy, Health and Ammo pizzas, meta weapons in hand and Zenurik tree on Operator. Approaches Renegade in stealth. Looks for signs of bear traps, mines or ambushes. Casts Savior Decoy.

Hello, Renegade. What’s the catch?

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1 minute ago, rand0mname said:

Last time someone told me this, I ended in Chakona Space.

Then again. I got a nice new fur rug out of it and that “friend” that send me to that hell is now happy. Aside from a little part of his brain that was not brainwashed and is stuck in endless “I have no mouth and I must scream” loop.

Very well.

*Double checks that she has a respectable amount of Energy, Health and Ammo pizzas, meta weapons in hand and Zenurik tree on Operator. Approaches Renegade in stealth. Looks for signs of bear traps, mines or ambushes. Casts Savior Decoy.

Hello, Renegade. What’s the catch?

Nothing, just a gift.

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Только что, Renegade343 сказал:

Nothing, just a gift.

What an unexpected surprise! Thank you.

Can you put it on the ground, please?

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1 minute ago, rand0mname said:

What an unexpected surprise! Thank you.

Can you put it on the ground, please?

Sure.

Places carved sculpture on ground

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Только что, Renegade343 сказал:

Sure.

Places carved sculpture on ground

You are so patient. Thank you.

*Summons an Ancient Healer and Clem-clone. Looks at the sculpture through Symaris scanner. Carefully pokes the sculpture with a spear. Motions for Mr. Wriggles to pick the sculpture up.

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3 minutes ago, rand0mname said:

You are so patient. Thank you. 

*Summons an Ancient Healer and Clem-clone. Looks at the sculpture through Symaris scanner. Carefully pokes the sculpture with a spear. Motions for Mr. Wriggles to pick the sculpture up.

Well, that's quite a crowd.

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12 минут назад, Renegade343 сказал:

Well, that's quite a crowd.

Have you never ever tried to pet a friendly “Hyena” and next thing you know you are bound on the vivisection table in Alad “research labs”?

Mr. Wriggles is a nickname for Ancient Healer. So it’s just me, Clem, Mr. Wriggles and my Kubrow. Speaking of Kubrow. They are smart and surely will notice any potential major or minor future problems with gifts from evil sorcerer birds.

*Motions for Kubrow to sniff the gift. Recasts Invisibility and Decoy and steps back.

Edited by rand0mname

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3 minutes ago, rand0mname said:

Have you never ever tried to pet a friendly “Hyena” and next thing you know you are bound on the vivisection table in Alad “research labs”?

Mr. Wriggles is a nickname for Ancient Healer. So it’s just me, Clem, Mr. Wrigles and my Kubrow. Speaking of Kubrow. They are smart and surely will notice any major or minor future problems with gifts from evil sorcerer birds.

*Motions for Kubrow to sniff the gift. Recasts Invisibility and Decoy and steps back.

Hmm. So it seems.

Sneaks up behind Rand0m with net in hand

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2 минуты назад, Renegade343 сказал:

Hmm. So it seems.

Sneaks up behind Rand0m with net in hand

*Takes a figurine from Mr.Wriggles after Kubrow barks that gift seems to be harmless.

Thank you, Renegade. It is adorable. I have something for you too.

Catch!

*Turns around and tosses a small green box with a red bow to sneaky evil bird sorcerer. Stealths.

Pup? You are getting double belly rubs and Kuva Jester to chew on tonight. 

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3 minutes ago, rand0mname said:

*Takes a figurine from Mr.Wriggles after Kubrow barks that gift seems to be harmless.

Thank you, Renegade. It is adorable. I have something for you too.

Catch!

*Turns around and tosses a small green box with a red bow to sneaky evil bird sorcerer. Stealths.

Pup? You are getting double belly rubs and Kuva Jester to chew on tonight. 

Throws net to trap Rand0m

I got you now.

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1 hour ago, CephalonDizzy said:

WhY pLaY lOkI wHeN hE's JuSt A wOrSe RhInO?

ew -_- 

Rhino can freeze frame the entire map with 1 button.

Loki has his own style of play, 1 is a tank, the other is a bit more tactical, but great at spy. 

Loki has no real damage, and is not so good at taking damage. but he is good with his CC. its just overall i wish he could do a bit more

Non damage, non tank stuff. just pranks, tricks, illusions or something. like Loki.

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1 минуту назад, Renegade343 сказал:

Throws net to trap Rand0m

I got you now.

*Looks at the Renegade like a sad kicked puppy. Switch Teleports with evil traitorous bird.

Mr.Wriggles hug Renegade! Clem! Grab the wooden Loki and deliver it to Symaris for research and one year quarantine! Pup? Pick up our box and lets get out of here!

I will send my present to you by mail, Renegade!

*Tactical retreat.

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11 minutes ago, Renegade343 said:

Throws net to trap Rand0m

I got you now.

The real question is: How many Rand0ms must a Tenno trap before getting the Rand0m floof?

 

2 minutes ago, (PS4)Tomplexthis said:

ew -_- 

But but but.. muh iron skinz!!!1! 

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3 minutes ago, rand0mname said:

*Looks at the Renegade like a sad kicked puppy. Switch Teleports with evil traitorous bird.

Mr.Wriggles hug Renegade! Clem! Grab the wooden Loki and deliver it to Symaris for research and one year quarantine! Pup? Pick up our box and lets get out of here!

I will send my present to you by mail, Renegade!

*Tactical retreat.

Help.

1 minute ago, CephalonDizzy said:

The real question is: How many Rand0ms must a Tenno trap before getting the Rand0m floof?

A lot.

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1 minute ago, Renegade343 said:

Help.

Throws kinetic siphon trap! 

Must. Get. Floof.

 

Brb just got banned for saying the t-word.

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2 minutes ago, CephalonDizzy said:

The real question is: How many Rand0ms must a Tenno trap before getting the Rand0m floof?

 

But but but.. muh iron skinz!!!1! 

eh, i love Loki, Rhino, and Nezha. 

But each preferably have their own designs, if someone is focusing on just rhinos skin, its because they die too often.

Nezha is fine as he is, less tanky with his patch, but still great. 

its just like, i like using almost every frame, except some of the new ones, like Baruuk, Revenant, Garuda, Gara. there's so many frames

just some of these new ones kinda suck. [Khora is great, Hildryn is better than rhino any day.]

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9 минут назад, CephalonDizzy сказал:

The real question is: How many Rand0ms must a Tenno trap before getting the Rand0m floof?

I am going to add Loki mating calls to the “it’s what Akbar said” list.

It is such a long list.

*Cries into pillow.

Edited by rand0mname

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it's become so hard to even keep up in warframe, with so many guns, primes, and warframes tossed in like a flood.

didn't even get wukong, limbo, mirage, zephyr, chroma primes. or wisp, its like trying to take on an RNG grindfest mountain, with onl 30 minutes a day, and i need 40 hours

Warframe feels like a job now, instead of a game you just play around with.

it's becoming flooded with stuff, instead of actual girth. 

(lore quests, missions, and end game like content)

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3 minutes ago, rand0mname said:

I am going to add Loki mating calls to the “it’s what Akbar said” list.

It is such a long list.

*Cries into pillow.

Well, can you get me out?

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