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3 minutes ago, DeMonkey said:

How do you think I manage to afford things?

Wear a suit and go to work.

3 minutes ago, DeMonkey said:

As far as the forums are concerned, you have to burn at the stake for such an opinion.

Yes, crispy Loki time.

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Wukong is hard to fashion... I just can not get the obsidian and lava gradients right. Side note, Stalker Ephemera creates a very fitting effect. Anyone tried the Firestep? Also, is it me or his rock hide has a barely noticeable blue hue to it?

14 минут назад, DeMonkey сказал:

As far as the forums are concerned, you have to burn at the stake for such an opinion.

Have a special build for forums. Flame repellent and gargantuan amount of “I think like this, ergo it is the only opinion that matter” is included.

Can you at least speed up the release of numbers on dry dock? Size, capacity and how much Nitain and Mutagen Samples it will require? Please?

*Carefully picks up Nova and holds her in front of DeMonkey.

You can not say “no” to this little adorable frame, can you?

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Just now, DeMonkey said:

That's me. Suit wearing person... /s

Of course you are.

1 minute ago, rand0mname said:

Have a special build for forums. Flame repellent and gargantuan amount of “I think like this, ergo it is the only opinion that matter” is included.

Can you at least speed up the release of numbers on dry dock? Size, capacity and how much Nitain and Mutagen Samples it will require? Please?

*Carefully picks up Nova and holds her in front of DeMonkey.

You can not say “no” to this little adorable frame, can you?

No, but we can still burn you >:).

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1 час назад, 6Sanity9x сказал:

Where's my prize?

Before eating, hit your “prize” hard until it will stop trying to run away from plate or hide behind the mushrooms. Drink a lot of Ganymedes Geyser Water with it. 

Also, beware of cheese.

5 минут назад, Renegade343 сказал:

Of course you are.

No, but we can still burn you >:).

No, you can not. No direct harm due to me eating your liver. Old magic.

On a side note, I am starting to suspect you like being mauled and tossed out of airlock?

5 минут назад, DeMonkey сказал:

Would if I had it.

This stupid thing just refuses to drop.

6 минут назад, DeMonkey сказал:

Without any hesitation.

I am impressed. How about a crate of imaginary cider and a ray of adoration?

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6 minutes ago, rand0mname said:

This stupid thing just refuses to drop.

Indeed. Only ones I have are... guaranteed ones. Fae/Lotus/Corposant Prime.

7 minutes ago, rand0mname said:

I am impressed. How about a crate of imaginary cider and a ray of adoration?

Got plenty of both already. :tongue:

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15 минут назад, Renegade343 сказал:

Nah, just enjoy being gently messed with.

Last time someone said this, I was “volunteered” to Executor Ballas Warframe project.

*Attaches an Opticor to Domestik Drone and watches it fall over.

I need a bigger gun.

14 минут назад, DeMonkey сказал:

Got plenty of both already. :tongue:

Wukong refusing booze and flattery? This is... something. Oh well. No is a no.

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1 минуту назад, Renegade343 сказал:

Well then.

*Carefully duct tapes a Gyromag on top of the Drone and watches it slowly rise in the air. Attaches a Drone to Fluctus and claps excitedly as it stays afloat.

Well indeed.

*Grubs another Drone and Larkspur.

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1 minute ago, rand0mname said:

*Carefully duct tapes a Gyromag on top of the Drone and watches it slowly rise in the air. Attaches a Drone to Fluctus and claps excitedly as it stays afloat.

Well indeed.

*Grubs another Drone and Larkspur.

Hmm...

Duct tapes Rand0m to the top of another Drone

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8 минут назад, Renegade343 сказал:

Hmm...

Duct tapes Rand0m to the top of another Drone

How you are constantly manage to enter my ship without invitation? While I am in freaking Neptune Orbit? Never mind. I will make a best out of situation.

*Switch Teleports with Renegade. Attaches a Corpus Null Drone to him. Tosses evil bird out of airlock.

Time for target practice.

*A Helios, a Domestik Drone armed with Fluctus and Domestik Drone armed with Larkspur fly out after Renegade.

Any last words?

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1 minute ago, rand0mname said:

How you are constantly barging on my ship without invitation? Never mind. I will make a best out of situation.

*Switch Teleports with Renegade. Attaches a Corpus Null Drone to him. Tosses evil bird out of airlock.

Time for target practice.

*A Helios, a Domestik Drone armed with Fluctus and Domestik Drone armed with Larkspur fly out after Renegade.

Any last words?

Well, I just did that to tease you a bit. I didn't really want to actually hurt you this time.

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8 минут назад, Renegade343 сказал:

Well, I just did that to tease you a bit. I didn't really want to actually hurt you this time.

*Grumbles.

I never got a hand on this teasing thing... and then someone gets a drop on me, on my ship, while I am in Neptune orbit reaaaaly spooks me.

*Signs. Helios and Drones approach the evil bird and start pushing it into direction of Liset.

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2 minutes ago, rand0mname said:

*Grumbles.

I never got a hand on this teasing thing... and then someone gets a drop on me, on my ship, while I am in Neptune orbit reaaaaly spooks me.

*Signs. Helios and Drones approach the evil bird and start pushing it into direction of Liset.

Yay, I live!

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5 минут назад, Renegade343 сказал:

Yay, I live!

*Stares at the evil sorcerer bird for a minute.

What planet would you like to be taken to? And don’t try anything or it will be a rough landing.

*Helios hovers over Loki shoulder making “yes, please, try anything” noises.

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3 minutes ago, rand0mname said:

*Stares at the evil sorcerer bird for a minute.

What planet would you like to be taken to? And don’t try anything or it will be a rough landing.

*Helios hover over Loki shoulder making “yes, please, try anything” noises.

In your ship, duct taped?

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7 минут назад, Renegade343 сказал:

In your ship, duct taped?

Yes. With an active Corpus Nullifier Drone.

There are my manners.

*Valkyr shows up, grabs the evil bird and tosses him over her shoulder. Enters Helminth room and props the bird in the chair.

Not the best accommodations, but it is the only free chair I have and leaving you on the ground seems not polite.

*Helious still looks like it wants to kill Renegade violently. A Domestik Drone with Fluctus joins it.

So, should I drop you on Neptune?

*Valkyr hisses impatiently. Helminth wakes up.

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6 minutes ago, rand0mname said:

Yes. With an active Corpus Nullifier Drone.

There are my manners.

*Valkyr shows up, grabs the evil bird and tosses him over her shoulder. Enters Helminth room and props the bird in the chair.

Not the best accommodations, but it is the only free chair I have and leaving you on the ground seems not polite.

*Helious still looks like it wants to kill Renegade violently. A Domestik Drone with Fluctus joins it.

So, should I drop you on Neptune?

*Valkyr hisses impatiently. Helminth wakes up.

Can I have fun with your Valkyr?

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3 минуты назад, Renegade343 сказал:

Can I have fun with your Valkyr?

*Valkyr slides closer to the Renegade and gently runs a claw from his left shoulder to the right hip. Loki facepalms.

It is official, you have no self-preservation instincts. I am going to fetch my spare Odonata. Try not to scream too loudly, Helios is very easy to startle.

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2 minutes ago, rand0mname said:

*Valkyr slides closer to the Renegade and gently runs a claw from his left shoulder to the right hip. Loki facepalms.

It is official, you have no self-preservation instincts. I am going to fetch my spare Odonata. Try not to scream too loudly, Helios is very easy to startle.

Who needs self-preservation when you can regenerate indefinitely.

Also, yes, I like that Valkyr for my fun.

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