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7 часов назад, angias сказал:

I make salad on demand now.

Yes, about that. We need to talk.

I always appreciated your creativity and lack of restraints then it came to cooking. All those poisonings, chemical burns, so called “taste” explosions and one re-enacting of that “birth” scene from Prometheus were entertaining and made me stronger. I only smiled then I found out what exactly “cheese” is made of. I thought that food that tries to run away, hides or fights back, is an interesting concept.

But last night... it was too much.

 

 

My salad called me “beautiful”.

I am sorry, but there are lines that I refuse to cross. It is simply not polite to eat food that just complimented you!

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Il y a 12 heures, rand0mname a dit :

Yes, about that. We need to talk.

I always appreciated your creativity and lack of restraints then it came to cooking. All those poisonings, chemical burns, so called “taste” explosions and one re-enacting of that “birth” scene from Prometheus were entertaining and made me stronger. I only smiled then I found out what exactly “cheese” is made of. I thought that food that tries to run away, hides or fights back, is an interesting concept.

But last night... it was too much.

 

 

My salad called me “beautiful”.

I am sorry, but there are lines that I refuse to cross. It is simply not polite to eat food that just complimented you!

Meh. Sentient meal is a not so appealing business anyway.

I will make my best to please the clientele.

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