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51 minutes ago, Aldain said:

The internet was a mistake.

I blame Zuckerborg and Rasputin 2.0..... and Canada!

I feel so relieved, that I never signed up for any of the social media outlets. Unfortunately, others got infected with brainworms instead.

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2 hours ago, Aldain said:

Also don't think I don't see what you did with the names of those lawyers above

22 hours ago, Loza03 said:

Miles Fringevalue Houoh Wright

I object to this reference!

Each one also has reversed outfits. Houoh has a Cravat whilst Miles has a Tie. I didn't switch the colours though since the evil one already has a suspicion indicator of bad eyes, but one with plausible deniability (Aforementioned plot reasons is that the Dragon is blind by the party's doing. She's taken this out on her followers by making them all put their own eyes out, but Houoh was blind for other reasons and has an Ersatz Eye.) so reversing colour schemes and also making him wear bright red would make it too obvious.

1 hour ago, Yrkul said:

I feel so relieved, that I never signed up for any of the social media outlets. Unfortunately, others got infected with brainworms instead.

I never saw the point etierh, although I think Youtube unfortunately works the same way so I'm not completely safe.

Still, google keeps throwing wildly unrelated ads at me outside of the gaming ones so I think I've got the corporate overlords mostly fooled.

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8 hours ago, Loza03 said:

I never saw the point etierh, although I think Youtube unfortunately works the same way so I'm not completely safe.

Still, google keeps throwing wildly unrelated ads at me outside of the gaming ones so I think I've got the corporate overlords mostly fooled.

Script blockers, browser add-ons, not logging in and searches using alternatives to Googleistan helps as well. As someone doing a lot of varied research, I can only say that the algorithms are a serious detriment, if not an outright danger to the enlightenment process.

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So, my hair was big and no barber is currently working around here. I was looking for specific combs to use in the haircutter I have, 12mm and 8mm and after 3 weeks of no luck aside from finding overpriced sets that would be even more overpriced with shipping fees... I grabbed the 4mm and just did it.

Feels odd, I havent had my hair this short ever since I was 11.

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I got a beard trimmer and I rarely use it on my beard. :)

I had long hair most of the time from '90 to '08. Once I stopped with viking reenactment and concentrated on my degree, I just buzzed my head on a sporadic basis. Might be time to do that again in this sweltering heat.

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15 minutes ago, Yrkul said:

I got a beard trimmer and I rarely use it on my beard. :)

I had long hair most of the time from '90 to '08. Once I stopped with viking reenactment and concentrated on my degree, I just buzzed my head on a sporadic basis. Might be time to do that again in this sweltering heat.

Yeah, I can actually feel the wind hitting my scalp.

Reminds me of my mother telling me that "Growing too much hair is foolish, you will suffocate your brain."

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1 hour ago, MagPrime said:

I'm half tempted to shave the underside of my head again. 

"Underside of the head"?

*stops to think what could be considered the underside of one's head*

*googles it*

*gets a lot of pictures of the underside of manta rays, ants and snakes*

Aaaahuumm... Q-QUÊ?!

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I dont think I've seen any woman do those kind of cuts.

I mean, we had Ronaldo with his... weirdo hair a decade or so ago.

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No one copied that in my school, I can say that much.

 

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Ok, funny story that happened a few days ago and I will share with you all.

A rooster was singing during the night and annoying its owner's neighbor.

Said neighbor went and called the police at 2am and the cops had no choice... but arrest the rooster. (its in portuguese, but you will know what is going on)

Yes. The ROOSTER was arrested and taken to the police station.

The reporter who was covering it broke down in laugher 3 times before he could spit out the news.

Today, we had news on the criminal, he was evicted to another house that had a farm.

Hopefully, his new landlord will keep him in line.

It became a meme, because of course.

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47 minutes ago, Kaotyke said:

Ok, funny story that happened a few days ago and I will share with you all.

A rooster was singing during the night and annoying its owner's neighbor.

Said neighbor went and called the police at 2am and the cops had no choice... but arrest the rooster. (its in portuguese, but you will know what is going on)

Yes. The ROOSTER was arrested and taken to the police station.

The reporter who was covering it broke down in laugher 3 times before he could spit out the news.

Today, we had news on the criminal, he was evicted to another house that had a farm.

Hopefully, his new landlord will keep him in line.

It became a meme, because of course.

@Kaotyke: Not the first rooster arrest I've heard. Some time ago, a cockfight ended in one rooster, armed with a knife, fatally stabbing its owner in the groin. Owner bled out, rooster was detained at the local PD.

@Aldain: "Sword Art: online".

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On 2021-06-12 at 1:03 AM, Kaotyke said:

Ok, funny story that happened a few days ago and I will share with you all.

A rooster was singing during the night and annoying its owner's neighbor.

Said neighbor went and called the police at 2am and the cops had no choice... but arrest the rooster. (its in portuguese, but you will know what is going on)

Yes. The ROOSTER was arrested and taken to the police station.

The reporter who was covering it broke down in laugher 3 times before he could spit out the news.

Today, we had news on the criminal, he was evicted to another house that had a farm.

Hopefully, his new landlord will keep him in line.

It became a meme, because of course.

Unbelievable, what could be next? a pigeon for making its necessities in the road?

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