844448 Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 Ok, don't take this seriously, this is a joke ephemera Salt ephemera : grains of salt fall from your body and leaves a trail when you walk, standing still will accumulate the salt, making it into piles of salt Obtainable from browsing baro's stuffs whenever he visits a relay without buying anything. 100 visits from baro is needed to do this, not opening the menu 100 times, and buying anything will null the visit from being counted On fulfilling the requirement, you will get a mail from darvo/ordis, mentioning about your activity with baro and how you look salty about it so it's send to you to console your heart and show how salty you are to him What do you think? 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaotyke Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 After Overwatch did "A.Salt Rifle", I dont think we'd have a problem with a joke item like that. I mean: we had the Easter Epherma after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 I rather have a Salt Bae emote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CephalonDizzy Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 Alternative method of attainment: Rad share. All 4 are formas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
844448 Posted July 18, 2019 Author Share Posted July 18, 2019 Just now, Datam4ss said: I rather have a Salt Bae emote. nah, too classy. We're not worthy of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk_of_the_Reborn Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, 844448 said: Ok, don't take this seriously, this is a joke ephemera Oh no, too late my friend. You had me at ephemera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgabor Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 There's almost always a new cosmetic in Baro's inventory which i buy for completionism. I'm still salty though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Hikuro-93 Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 Please do. And make it the only tradeable one. Share the salt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, CephalonDizzy said: Alternative method of attainment: Rad share. All 4 are formas. I would have 1 by now if that was the requirement... It literally happened. Also, not getting Zhuge Prime STRING! on 3 rounds of intactshare (Yes, it is the COMMON part) Edited July 18, 2019 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dhrekr Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 11 minutes ago, 844448 said: What do you think? I think it should be equippable on the forums. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invisibleaxeman Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 Like it, but all valid sources of salt should count toward attainment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sajochi Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 I need it. For reasons. They're good reasons. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgabor Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 Just now, Invisibleaxeman said: Like it, but all valid sources of salt should count toward attainment. Ordis spam +1 Salt Endo drops +1 Salt Speed spam Volt/Troll Limbo +1 Salt Subpar riven roll +2 Salt Baro visit +3 Salt Riven nerf +5 Salt/riven Weapon nerf +/- 7 Salt Warframe nerf +/- 20 Salt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, Invisibleaxeman said: Like it, but all valid sources of salt should count toward attainment. I would have a pile of them by now if this was the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
844448 Posted July 19, 2019 Author Share Posted July 19, 2019 10 hours ago, Sajochi said: I need it. For reasons. They're good reasons. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Hooligonzo Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 I love the idea of a Salt Ephemera, but I think it should have something to do with dropping game as the host and causing a host migration. And it'd just override any equipped Ephemera for a period of time with white, granulated salt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)thowed Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 It should drop from a lvl 100 nightwave with all the challenges added back in. Since that's where most of the salt comes from. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Viveeeh Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 OP your thread will be locked for being a creative meta complaint! +10 SALT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiltskillet Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 I thought Blazing Step was kinda already the Salt Ephemera... To do a real salt ephemera right, DE should change alter the drop tables so all the current ephemera only drop a tenth of the time they do now. The other 9 times: you guessed it--a very, very salty ephemera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnossosTNC Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 I need it. For science. Do it for science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Puckish_Rogue125 Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Would this just look like your warframe needed to moisturize or would it be actual graphics of table salt? Either way I'm in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HorridaMessor Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 15 hours ago, kgabor said: Speed spam Volt/Troll Limbo +1 Salt Subpar riven roll +2 Salt Baro visit +3 Salt If that was the case and ephemera was tradable, I would've been swimming in Plat a la Scrooge McDuck from selling all of ephemeras even at 1 plat per piece 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
844448 Posted July 20, 2019 Author Share Posted July 20, 2019 18 hours ago, (PS4)Puckish_Rogue125 said: Would this just look like your warframe needed to moisturize or would it be actual graphics of table salt? Either way I'm in. actual graphics of table salt falling off from your warframe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Lollybomb Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 I just want to point out the math on the original idea. 100 visits, one every 2 weeks. So 200 weeks. 52 weeks in a year. Just shy of 4 years minimum. I think that's a bit far for a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morrow Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 On 2019-07-18 at 12:14 PM, Kaotyke said: After Overwatch did "A.Salt Rifle", I dont think we'd have a problem with a joke item like that. I mean: we had the Easter Epherma after all. I thought that was a reference to the Bug-a-salt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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