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Only text but... you fools have given me the opportunity to once more CURSE this reality with hated text.

Kneel before your true master: OWO VOR LEET-SPEAK TRANSLATED!

 

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1 hour ago, Loza03 said:

100k 47 7h3m, 7h3y c0m3 70 7h15 pw4c3 wh3n 7h3y kn0w 7h3y 4w3 n07 puw3. 73nn0 u53 7h3 k3y5, 8u7 7h3y 4w3 m3w3 7w35p4553w5. 0nwy 1, v0w, kn0w 7h3 7wu3 p0w3w 0f 7h3 v01d. 1 w45 cu7 1n h4wf, d357w0y3d, 8u7 7hw0u9h 17'5 j4nu5 k3y, 7h3 v01d c4ww3d 70 m3. 17 8w0u9h7 m3 h3w3 4nd h3w3 1 w45 w380wn. w3 c4nn07 8w4m3 7h353 cw347uw35, 7h3y 4w3 831n9 w3d 8y 4 f4w53 pw0ph37, 4n 1mp0570w wh0 kn0w5 n07 7h3 53cw375 0f 7h3 v01d. 83h0wd 7h3 73nn0, c0m3 70 5c4v3n93 4nd d353cw473 7h15 54cw3d w34wm. my 8w07h3w5, d1d 1 n07 73ww 0f 7h15 d4y? d1d 1 n07 pw0ph35123 7h15 m0m3n7? n0w, 1 w1ww 570p 7h3m. n0w 1 4m ch4n93d, w380wn 7hw0u9h 7h3 3n3w9y 0f 7h3 j4nu5 k3y. f0w3v3w 80und 70 7h3 v01d. 137 17 83 kn0wn, 1f 7h3 73nn0 w4n7 7wu3 54wv4710n, 7h3y w1ww w4y d0wn 7h31w 4wm5, 4nd w417 f0w 7h3 84p715m 0f my j4nu5 k3y. 17 15 71m3. 1 w1ww 734ch 7h353 7w35p4553w5 7h3 w3d3mp71v3 p0w3w 0f my j4nu5 k3y. 7h3y w1ww w34wn 17'5 51mpw3 7wu7h. 7h3 73nn0 4w3 w057, 4nd 7h3y w1ww w35157. 8u7 1, v0w, w1ww cw34n53 7h15 pw4c3 0f 7h31w 1mpuw17y.

This looks like what happens when you jiggle the SNES cartridge too much.

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