Let's play Ban the user above you.
Just say something alone the lines of "^Banned for ______." Where ______ is some silly reason or another.
Now, someone ban me. (But please mods, not actually.)
^Admin ban. Your arguments are invalid.
Banned for not knowing that this account is extremely old, and that I really want to change my name to something else, but I don't have the plat.
Banned for banning themselves.