Wrote a prayer to RNGesus

[(XBOX)Dee Dubbalyoo]

RNGesus, of digital heaven, 
Hallowed be thy game.
Drop tables come,
Thy will be done,
On relics as it is on rivens.
Give us this day our daily rare,
And forgive us our rage quits,
As we forgive those who rage quit along side us,
And lead us not into excessive platinum purchases,
But deliver us from junk loot,
For thine are the drop tables,
The prime parts and the stat rolls,
Forever and ever,
Warframe.

Edited February 17, 2020 by (XB1)Dee Dubbalyoo

[o0Despair0o]

That's why I converted to following the great and almighty Lord Lootcifer - he doesn't need any prayers from you. He just gives you what you deserve 😉

[crystalwaltz]

Its like a prayer and a poem rolled into 1. Cool.