(PSN)Raven-Ghosthawk Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 From Sortie involving a Corpus ship, with T-shaped room being vented while I'm one room over trying to get in: Quote This guy in Sortie had epic timing. Alarms trigger a door seal in my face, so I hack the door open. I head over to the door again, but a teammate apparently broke glass in the next room, causing depressurization and trigger another door seal. In my face. Again. So I'm back to rehack the Very Same Door and pray I'm not aboard the Event Horizon. --- Quote Tinky: "They call me the business man." (clanmate): "No, they call you 'Tiny', business is in Fortuna." Me: "You missed a 'k'. It's 'Tinky', not 'Tiny'. A small error you made...pun intended." --- "You're a Warframe, Harrow." -- Hagrid, "Harry Potter" If Frost takes viral damage, does he catch a cold? My former clan had a Naruto-based rank system, and at one point promoted me. I immediately asked them to demote me so I could be "a genin again". They didn't understand why I wanted to be demoted...until they realized what I was doing. I posted awhile back in alliance that Gara is a glass cannon. 🙂 The reaction was well worth the wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Viveeeh Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Oh those horrible puns 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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(PSN)Raven-Ghosthawk Posted June 20, 2020 Author Share Posted June 20, 2020 If Kavats are cats and Kubrows are dogs, are Helminth Chargers germy sheperds? A Puncture weapon with no tip is pointless. "Eye see you." -- Konzu the Optometrist "A + B = X. Solve for Y." "Do or do not, there is no Y." -- Yoda Apple + Microsoft = iWin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magus_Tahir Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Source: http://www.joshuawright.net/slack-wyrm-505.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Viveeeh Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 4 hours ago, (PS4)Raven-Ghosthawk said: If Kavats are cats and Kubrows are dogs, are Helminth Chargers germy sheperds? I'm so sad that referring to cats and dogs breaks the lore, because otherwise this could be the crown jewel of the Cephalon joke contest thread 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Raven-Ghosthawk Posted June 30, 2020 Author Share Posted June 30, 2020 Quote "Khora is not the Hydroid you are Loki for." -- Oberon Kenobi Also, I has bad news -- the Dethstar puns are not in DE main kohmputer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Kakurine2 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Laugh a little. People need thicker skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Raven-Ghosthawk Posted July 1, 2020 Author Share Posted July 1, 2020 20 hours ago, (PS4)Kakurine2 said: Laugh a little. People need thicker skin. Nezha got a little Carrie'd away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgabor Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 On 2020-06-20 at 10:34 AM, Magus_Tahir said: Source: http://www.joshuawright.net/slack-wyrm-505.html At first i've read it backwards like a manga. It's funnier that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magus_Tahir Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 1 hour ago, kgabor said: At first i've read it backwards like a manga. It's funnier that way. Thats pretty good actually. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Raven-Ghosthawk Posted July 4, 2020 Author Share Posted July 4, 2020 The worst thing you can say to a lone Nekros is Quote "You and what army?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magus_Tahir Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Italian shoes ftw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Raven-Ghosthawk Posted July 9, 2020 Author Share Posted July 9, 2020 Someone in the Q&A thread was asking how to get Prime parts. I gave them a serious answer...then told them to be careful and not drop the relic or their Orbiter would have an Axi dent. --- Me: If the Corpus reverse-engineer Gauss and add the research to their drones, could they develop a Veloci Rapter? Alliance: (cue hilarious reaction) Me: On the bright side, it can't open doo-- *click* Alliance: Well, we do have the Deino (Nychus Moa) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magus_Tahir Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 Lmao!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vanaukas Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 I wish I've never saw this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magus_Tahir Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 15 minutes ago, vanaukas said: I wish I've never saw this thread Are you saying you cant un see it? Hehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vanaukas Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 15 minutes ago, Magus_Tahir said: Are you saying you cant un see it? Hehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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(PSN)Raven-Ghosthawk Posted July 15, 2020 Author Share Posted July 15, 2020 Quote "Anyone have a fully maxed [Vitality]?" "Already have Umbrella Vitality, so I'm covered." --- Quote "If I chuck Xoris, what'll it bring back?" --- Someone in Q&A asked what is melee. The reactions were hilarious, but I honestly got a little frustrated trying to dumb it down. Guns shoot, melee whacks... After the guy finally got it, I said that a facepalm is technically a self-melee. --- I mentioned in alliance that I miss the Lich being a licensed chiropractor. Someone said they hated it going Bane on you. I asked if the Lich was the bane of their existence. --- If taken care of, Lotus is Natah problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ChaoticEdge Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 well.. an't this Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. If you think that is incorrect grammar, grab a dictionary for I say it's the grammar can-can can-can can can can can can-can. Welcome to the complex grammar. Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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