Popular Post [DE]Helen Posted June 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! On 2020-07-03 at 2:57 PM, [DE]Helen said: The Top 10 submissions have been selected and Design Council voting has begun! We had so much fun and lots of laughs as we read your submission. Thank you! The wit and humor in the Warframe community is strong as ever. Selecting a Top 10 wasn't easy and it won't be easy to vote for the final winners either! In no particular order, here are the Top 10 submissions: Top 10 Submissions for the Design Council Vote: Hide contents "Operator, I am sorry, happy, to report that all my good jokes Argon." - RoboJoe256 "Operator, Ordis has been communicating with the Foundry’s AI Precepts. I believe we have forged a new connection!" - HowWesWasOne "Operator, do you know which finger the corpus use to count their money? The Index!" - Raozwire "Operator, the sentients won't laugh at my jokes! Did they adapt to my humor?" - Edetha "Who is a cute Domestik Drone? *Glitch voice* You are that’s who! Oh, Operator, Ordis didn't see you there." - Steregrin *Frame Fighter Noises* “Sorry, Ordis shall play with the volume off." - L1ghtning_ "Operator, I'm picking up a distress signal... Oh, no, it's just Corpus adverts using emergency frequencies to avoid spam filters again." - Shelneroth "Knock, Knock! ... Now who would be knocking all the way out here?! Operator, I don't think you should answer that." - Corvus-115 "Operator! I have wonderful news, your Argon crystals are expiring! - UsE TheM yOu wAsteFul - I suggest you make good use of them as soon as possible." - GenoBeast1910 (After returning from the rail jack): "Operator, would it be alright if I -ANNIHILATE- speak with that other Cephalon? No, I’m not jealous, why would you think that?" - GizMax Honorable Mentions: Hide contents "Ordis would tell you more about the Corpus, Operator, but you do not seem... invested. Perhaps another time?" - demishock "Operator, what do the Corpus call tax evasion? A false profit." - Cthulhumon "Oh, Operator! I'm so glad to see your back. I'm glad to see all your other sides too!" - JaloopyManwich "Operator, have you heard the joke about landing crafts? Don't worry, it's over your head." - DazWolfe "Operator, your Warframe is the kavat’s meow." - RegnilLord "Operator! What do you call an [OBLITERATED] eliminated corrupted? Null and Void!" - KorbashKrull "Operator, have a small reminder to keep your friends close, and your enemies gri-near." - PineTreeGuy "Operator, Ordis was wondering all night where the sun had gone… Then it dawned on me." - Misery_216 "Operator! May I suggest fishing For...tuna?" - thantik "A message for me?! Oh, it looks like it’s for you, Operator." - Guess the Meme "Operator, does it feel drafty in here? Must be the solar winds..." - Darth Ordis "Operator, what do you call a greedy corpse? A Corpus!" - Tunnelblur "Ordis sees all these ExPLOOOssssIONS… and wonders… is the Operator having a blast?" - MasterRJ Design Council voting ends on Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Official winners will be announced then! Just now, [DE]Helen said: Thank you again for your incredible submissions! Design Council voting has determined the final placement of the Top 10 winners. The Top 3 will be recorded and added in-game when the Warframe Team is back in the studio after working-from-home. We look forward to it! Congratulations to all the winners. You can watch the full winner reveal on our Home Time #14 live stream: Official Winner List: Hide contents After returning from the Rail Jack: “Operator, would it be alright if I -ANNIHILATE- speak with that other Cephalon? No, I’m not jealous, why would you think that?” - GizMax “Who is a cute Domestik Drone? [Glitch voice] You are, that’s who! Oh, Operator, Ordis didn't see you there.” - Steregrin [Frame Fighter Noises] “Sorry, Ordis shall play with the volume off.” - L1ghtning_ “Operator! I have wonderful news. Your Argon crystals are expiring! - UsE TheM yOu wAsteFul - I suggest you make good use of them as soon as possible.” - GenoBeast1910 “Knock, Knock! ... Now who would be knocking all the way out here?! Operator, I don't think you should answer that.” - Corvus-115 “Operator, I am sorry - happy - to report that all my good jokes Argon.” - RoboJoe256 “Operator, the Sentients won't laugh at my jokes! Did they adapt to my humor?” - Edetha TIE “Operator, I'm picking up a distress signal... Oh, no, it's just Corpus adverts using emergency frequencies to avoid spam filters again.” - Shelneroth TIE “Operator, Ordis has been communicating with the Foundry’s AI Precepts. I believe we have forged a new connection!” - HowWesWasOne “Operator, do you know which finger the corpus use to count their money? The Index!” - Raozwire 135 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post trunks013 Posted June 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Oh thats soo much my kind of thing ^.^ Quote Operator ! .... Operator ! Operatoooooor ? Still want that mute button right ? Edited June 19, 2020 by trunks013 Quotes i guess 210 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArchOverlord Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator... Ordis is curious. Found an old stick from an ancient candy that had words that made him laugh. Did Ordis become a sucker for the witticism? 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post PanzerDivisionEule Posted June 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Operator, do think a cephalon is designed to do puns? Or was this not.... intended?" 82 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsiWarp Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, Ordis wonders if you require use of the AIRLOCK- lavatory? Oh, no NEED TO BE SHY- cause for alarm! The toiletry is fully stocked! 39 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ShadowAvatar2.0 Posted June 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 19, 2020 (If has a dog or pet that wonders around in ship) Operator, you should clean after your... Companion! You don't know what Ordis needs to go thru every day because of it... 95 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Milhail Posted June 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 19, 2020 My ex said that she needs some space... so I opened the air lock. 86 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CephalonSofa Posted June 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Operator, have you heard of Nef Anyo's favorite periodic elements? Neon and Fluorine!" (periodic table joke, it spells NeF) 205 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMG3864 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 [After exiting arsenal] "This loadout is sure to... purge... defeat your enemies, operator!" 63 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guthixtitan Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Operator, I must apologize for and unexpected puns that may occur. I am thinking of ways to PUNish myself should they continue to happen. *start glitch* ANOTHER?! *end glitch* Oh, this just won't do, do you think the Corupus have a PUNitentiary for cephalons?" 70 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LumoBlaze Posted June 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, Your warframe is looking a little worse for wear, it might be time to consider [That distorted/broken ordis voice] plastid surgery. [Static Noises] a fresh coat of paint! 292 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilplague7 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) im not good with jokes or puns but here i go: "oh! operator! you have came back from a kuva lich mission? did he/she/it steal something that (distortion) makes you want to rip its head off- you want back?" Edited June 19, 2020 by lilplague7 tried to make the corrupt text more readable (edit 2) its hard to read the corrupt text so i removed it 53 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post WindBlade Posted June 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 19, 2020 Looking very sharp, Operator. Please ensure you cut the enemy, and not yourself. 275 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevalier Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator.... Isn't it about time we're on a first-name basis? 49 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Atamanel Posted June 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 19, 2020 - Operator, Vay Hek`s air collected. You don`t need to worry about life support. 242 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Soulstaria Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, I have questions... 1. Why are grineer called grineer when they do not grin? 2. Why are corpus called corpus when they are not dead yet? 3. How do infested pilot a ship? Are they smarter than ordis? Sorry I have 3 but I do bring these up in discord alot... and ordos tends to be that way. 45 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hs0003 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 What do you get when you merge a Kubrow and a Kavat template? Nightmares and therapy. 35 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)GoldLiger Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Operator, an old ancient record from Earth's past has been uncovered and I think it represents very well this situation" (voice goes a bit deranged) "THERE IS NO KILL LIKE OVERKILL" "I apologize Operator, but I seem to be in need of maintenance after that one" " 31 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Cute_Arsonist Posted June 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Operator, what do you call a lone Corpus on patrol in the vallis? [Ordan Karris breaking through] Target practice! 150 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)The_Verethragna Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Have you ever wondered why there's no Grineer King?" "It's because he was THRONE out an airlock." 53 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)YellowFungi Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Operator, all the other Cephalon have names that start with s sounds, what do you think of the name Sordis? Snevermind Edited June 19, 2020 by (NSW)YellowFungi Corrections 49 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post (XBOX)BeatusMeatus699 Posted June 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Operator, have you heard a joke from the Corpus? Their humor is rich!" 194 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post -Manks Posted June 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 19, 2020 "An explosive weapon for this mission? Good choice Operator, have a blast." 77 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EiraRyyu Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (Preferred use: Upon entering or leaving the Foundry.) Operator, do you think the Grineer could learn a thing or two about building things from you? Everything they build, you seem to destroy easily! 33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post RoboJoe256 Posted June 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, I am sorry, happy, to report that all my good jokes Argon. 179 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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