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Cephalon Joke-a-Thon Contest [Winners Announced]


[DE]Helen

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Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes?

This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe!


How to enter:

Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging!


Rules:

  • One submission per player
  • Submission must be your original creation
  • Submission must not exceed 300 characters
  • Submission must be Warframe-related
  • Do not reserve spots in this thread
  • Only post submissions in this thread
  • Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes
  • Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified

 

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Selecting the Winning Submissions:

The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration.

The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET.


Prizes:

  • 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 4th place – 750 Platinum!
  • 5th place – 500 Platinum!

This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET!

ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE!

Make us laugh, Operator!

On 2020-07-03 at 2:57 PM, [DE]Helen said:

The Top 10 submissions have been selected and Design Council voting has begun!

We had so much fun and lots of laughs as we read your submission. Thank you! The wit and humor in the Warframe community is strong as ever. Selecting a Top 10 wasn't easy and it won't be easy to vote for the final winners either! In no particular order, here are the Top 10 submissions:

Top 10 Submissions for the Design Council Vote:

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  1. "Operator, I am sorry, happy, to report that all my good jokes Argon." - RoboJoe256
  2. "Operator, Ordis has been communicating with the Foundry’s AI Precepts. I believe we have forged a new connection!" - HowWesWasOne
  3. "Operator, do you know which finger the corpus use to count their money? The Index!" - Raozwire
  4. "Operator, the sentients won't laugh at my jokes!  Did they adapt to my humor?" - Edetha
  5. "Who is a cute Domestik Drone? *Glitch voice* You are that’s who! Oh, Operator, Ordis didn't see you there." - Steregrin
  6. *Frame Fighter Noises* “Sorry, Ordis shall play with the volume off." - L1ghtning_
  7. "Operator, I'm picking up a distress signal... Oh, no, it's just Corpus adverts using emergency frequencies to avoid spam filters again." - Shelneroth
  8. "Knock, Knock! ... Now who would be knocking all the way out here?! Operator, I don't think you should answer that." - Corvus-115
  9. "Operator! I have wonderful news, your Argon crystals are expiring! - UsE TheM yOu wAsteFul - I suggest you make good use of them as soon as possible." - GenoBeast1910
  10. (After returning from the rail jack): "Operator, would it be alright if I -ANNIHILATE- speak with that other Cephalon? No, I’m not jealous, why would you think that?" - GizMax

Honorable Mentions:

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  • "Ordis would tell you more about the Corpus, Operator, but you do not seem... invested. Perhaps another time?" - demishock
  • "Operator, what do the Corpus call tax evasion? A false profit." - Cthulhumon
  • "Oh, Operator! I'm so glad to see your back. I'm glad to see all your other sides too!" - JaloopyManwich
  • "Operator, have you heard the joke about landing crafts? Don't worry, it's over your head." - DazWolfe
  • "Operator, your Warframe is the kavat’s meow." - RegnilLord
  • "Operator! What do you call an [OBLITERATED] eliminated corrupted? Null and Void!" - KorbashKrull
  • "Operator, have a small reminder to keep your friends close, and your enemies gri-near." - PineTreeGuy
  • "Operator, Ordis was wondering all night where the sun had gone… Then it dawned on me." - Misery_216
  • "Operator!  May I suggest fishing For...tuna?" - thantik
  • "A message for me?! Oh, it looks like it’s for you, Operator." - Guess the Meme
  • "Operator, does it feel drafty in here? Must be the solar winds..." - Darth Ordis
  • "Operator, what do you call a greedy corpse? A Corpus!" - Tunnelblur
  • "Ordis sees all these ExPLOOOssssIONS… and wonders… is the Operator having a blast?" - MasterRJ

Design Council voting ends on Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Official winners will be announced then!

 

Just now, [DE]Helen said:

Thank you again for your incredible submissions! Design Council voting has determined the final placement of the Top 10 winners. The Top 3 will be recorded and added in-game when the Warframe Team is back in the studio after working-from-home. We look forward to it! Congratulations to all the winners.

You can watch the full winner reveal on our Home Time #14 live stream:

Official Winner List:

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  1. After returning from the Rail Jack: “Operator, would it be alright if I -ANNIHILATE- speak with that other Cephalon? No, I’m not jealous, why would you think that?” - GizMax

  2. “Who is a cute Domestik Drone? [Glitch voice] You are, that’s who! Oh, Operator, Ordis didn't see you there.” - Steregrin

  3. [Frame Fighter Noises] “Sorry, Ordis shall play with the volume off.” - L1ghtning_

  4. “Operator! I have wonderful news. Your Argon crystals are expiring! - UsE TheM yOu wAsteFul - I suggest you make good use of them as soon as possible.” - GenoBeast1910

  5. “Knock, Knock! ... Now who would be knocking all the way out here?! Operator, I don't think you should answer that.” - Corvus-115

  6. “Operator, I am sorry - happy - to report that all my good jokes Argon.” - RoboJoe256

  7. “Operator, the Sentients won't laugh at my jokes!  Did they adapt to my humor?” - Edetha

  8. TIE “Operator, I'm picking up a distress signal... Oh, no, it's just Corpus adverts using emergency frequencies to avoid spam filters again.” - Shelneroth

  9. TIE “Operator, Ordis has been communicating with the Foundry’s AI Precepts. I believe we have forged a new connection!” - HowWesWasOne

  10. “Operator, do you know which finger the corpus use to count their money? The Index!” - Raozwire

 

 

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"Operator, I must apologize for and unexpected puns that may occur. I am thinking of ways to PUNish myself should they continue to happen.  *start glitch* ANOTHER?! *end glitch* Oh, this just won't do, do you think the Corupus have a PUNitentiary for cephalons?"

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Operator, I have questions... 

1. Why are grineer called grineer when they do not grin?

2. Why are corpus called corpus when they are not dead yet?

3. How do infested pilot a ship? Are they smarter than ordis?

 

Sorry I have 3 but I do bring these up in discord alot... and ordos tends to be that way.

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"Operator, an old ancient record from Earth's past has been uncovered and I think it represents very well this situation"

(voice goes a bit deranged) "THERE IS NO KILL LIKE OVERKILL"

"I apologize Operator, but I seem to be in need of maintenance after that one"

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