(PSN)ExaltedImmortal Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, Can you be Low Key if you go guns blazing with no stealth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)StormDemon Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Ordis is impressed by how relentless the Corpus are in their quest for profit. No matter how many of their proxies the operator destroys, they just keep making MOAr" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucaros_ Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator! Do you think the Grineer are --locking down-- preparing for you if you attack them again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daeridanii Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, Ordis has discovered a discrepancy. For a Grineer, Councillor Vay Hek neither grins nor has ears ... Is this not curious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Sapphic Grindr Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 3 hours ago, trunks013 said: Oh thats soo much my kind of thing ^.^ Archers joke. LAAANNNNAAA!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)LilDevil709 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) (should be used when Lotus is brought up) Operator, I have never forgotten a face but for Lotus * THE TRAITOR'S* case I will make an exception. Edited June 19, 2020 by (PS4)LilDevil709 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BostonPsycho Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, After searching in the database I found out that in Ancient times; humans used to engage in cyber sex with each other?! ........I wonder if Cephalon Suda would want to try this with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Luminaria Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 3 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! You know Operater, that vile-cyst really starts to grow on you! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Violint_Ash Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, Is it a possibility for you to think.. Ordis Or-dat when it comes to selecting a mission? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldain Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Cephalon Ordis tried to get some new jokes from Darvo, but he said they were on back-Ordis!" ...If anyone actually selects this joke I will be shocked and appaled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mlgcreepergamez Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 operator, that excalibur umbra warframe must be very cutting edge, don't you think? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R4T0Ki Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator can you do ordis a favor ripe out vay hek load voice out off him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kulkarish Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 --Joke unlocks after we build the personal quarters segment-- "Operator, have you checked up on the Aquarium? There's something very 'fishy' about it........Heehee" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomshy Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) [After coming back from a mission, with a Tonkor equipped] Operator! How many heads did you tear off? I hope a Ton-kor of them! Edited June 20, 2020 by Tomshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)josephpro2003 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator do you know my favourite warframe? Its Hydroid he's... tentaCOOL! HAHA. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PikaSaur125 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Forget the jokes let him roast "Operator did you know one thousand hours is equivalent to forty-one point six thousand, six hundred sixty-seven days, isn't it fascinating operator?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)killshot_x4 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Ordis:wow thank you for this dinner we dont tell of a our secret] destiny ghost:yes or we will have our corpus thrown out Ordis:ha ha i enjoy your witticism. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMutt Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator! The plains of eidolon are being terrorized by- That heck of a grineerrr, Vay Hek, are you willing to help? *Could be used to announce a ghoul purge* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonidas7777777 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) -- After unlocking the void -- "Operator, it seems you are running low on purple void crystals. Ordis would gladly share with the operator, but mine (Distorted voice) ARGON as well." Edited June 19, 2020 by Leonidas7777777 Specification of when the joke would be introduced. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teletric Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Operator, Ordis wonders if you've seen his best friend. Has the Operator looked in a mirror recently, by any chance? Edited June 19, 2020 by Teletric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj100ducks Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 did you know that the corpses use to hate the infested but then it grew on them 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InZomnio12122 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Finish creating an explosive weapon at the foundry * Or equip an explosive weapon * -Operator! You know how a grineer and a weekend look like -... -In which the two fly away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)cbfx21predator2 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator! Do you think cephalon simaris is attracted to me errrrrrrmmm error not his number did the operator enjoy this witticism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlemane Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator! Ordis has rediscovered an ancient form of poetry! Allow Ordis to demonstrate: Blades ggggleam in twilight, HhhhoSt MigRation iN PrrrrrOgResS Oh,dear, not again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthFire- Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 [when exiting the arsenal after customizing appearance] Operator.... How many times must i tell you, NEVER take fashion advice from the GRINEER! HAHA I only jest you look FABULOUS! *whispers* or not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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