(PSN)Originalkatsu Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 After equiping a melee weapon: Well armed, almost like a real Tenno. Now just try to keep the pointy bits pointed at the enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icecriminal13 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 10 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! -ordis finally gets a massage and reveals a secret Ordis have massages for the operator , here let me read one for you , Dear Ordis from your beloved …. oh wait that [shy laughter] that is not of your business . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyricRhapsody Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 "Operator, I have been notified the merchant has arrived. I hope he does not Baro too many of your credits." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BleakMercury Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, do you know how much is a warframe worth? Ordis was thinking, about TEN,NO? HAHAHAHA *glitchy sounds* Apologies, that was terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KafuuChino Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 [After coming back from an endless mission at the first chance] "Operator, while cleaning is TORMENT, you must PURGE THOSE SCUM thoroughly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punipunichen Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator! Bad news! I think we got robbed! You just lost 50% of your Argon Crystals argon.... oops.. carry on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Sethiroph Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Ordis: "Operator, remember to ferrite the good fight, or try to salvage victory. Do not alloy yourself to cryotic about defeat. (When using extractors) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zwazin Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) Operator your orbiter decorations [Disorientated voice] RUINED ME- make me delighted. Edited June 21, 2020 by Zwazin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.A.K Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 "Operator, my sensors indicate there is a grineer in the oberbitor!...Oh...i am sorry operator." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joedabro Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, I am prepared to try some witticism! Knock Knock! *silence* (deranged) YoU'rE SuPpOsEd To SaY wHo'S tHeRe !!!! (normal again) Perhaps we can attempt at a later time :( 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilFoxay Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 "Operator, do you know why I was sentenced to years of servitude and suffering by the Orokin? DisORDISly conduct! Hmmm, I think that joke was absolutely awful- not bad!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)CelestialAuthor Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, you know the merchant that visits every two weeks? I hear he's a Baro of laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)ItzVenom93 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 11 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Operator there’s a monster in the ship!! oh wait, you pressed randomize again. -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)WKYA101 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) "Operator, what would be the best time to go run missions? How about Tenno'clock...................purging pun protocols" Edited June 20, 2020 by (XB1)WKYA101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)darknessdarkling Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, Railjack is at optimal levels(Ordis glitch) Ready to start a Newwwww Warrrrr (Ordis returns to normal) Ready to launch at your will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)TheBestBotPlayer Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, Ordis has been trying to learn how to make jokes, as I want to have Simaris cheer up some. He always seems grumpy on a 'data' day basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggsters Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, have you (distortion) Massacred (distortion) converted your kuva lich? I'm sure they'll be a great value for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)A Wasted Muffin Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, i'm having a problem processing choices. I must ask you. Would you like THIS.S. or ORDISsss?!? I've decided for you operator. Its me ORDIS!! Activating self-pity protocol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGlowWonder Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, why did the Zephyr fly over the sun? To get burned... Oh, that not good, deleting joke from memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)H20water232 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) -*When You Are Marked For Death*- "Operator, what could you have done to make them mad? Wait... did you steal a orokin cell? Edited June 20, 2020 by (NSW)H20water232 Better Understanding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2sa7by Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) Operator ,what do you call a warframe stealing a ship A partner In PRime Ha.. haa. Edited June 20, 2020 by 2sa7by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)CullenW Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (after The War Within and not during The Sacrifice, in reference to Ordan Karris or 'Beast of the Bones') "Those vile Orokin... if any more are still out the I'll have a bone to pick with them. Why does it fell like I'm missing something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unimatrix0 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator? Ordis wonders...why couldn't the Tenno sprint? ... He broke his Ankuuuuuu-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)AnderBros Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 "Operator, yesterday Ordis shot an Eidilon in his pajamas. What are pajamas?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)PhoneticRhetoric Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 11 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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