(PSN)PhoneticRhetoric Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)DRAG0NKN1GHT 24 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (Hovering over earth or coming from an earth/cetus mission) "Operator, do you ever wonder if the people on earth 'Cetus' from down there?! Did you like my (glitch) puNnnn!?!? Hmmmm." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gencaptcrunch Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator? Have you been enjoying The Index? Cephalon Sark sure is -a hack- an entertaining presenter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)random 21people Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 "Operator, those guns of yours are VERY impressive, and your weapons are nice too! *WHY MUST I SUFFER THIS WAY?* " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakamur Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 "Operator, you will be happy to hear I have [Ordin Karris] THROWN AWAY... disposed of the Argon Crystals cluttering the foundry. No need to thank me!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElfieJenkins Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, did you hear about the Treasurer who lost his Granum Crown? His contract became void! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Gleaming9087559 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Hey Operator, Ordis would like to know how your always in your 'prime', This has put Ordis through a great 'ordeal' (Must have a prime warframe equipped) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PineTreeGuy Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, have small reminder to keep your friends close, and your enemier gri-near. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSnowz Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, i heard you have loyalty issue... shall i fix that for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Tricks. Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, do you know why Tennos always make Lotus proud ? cuz they help "a Lot us". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_Kaiju Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator! Do not forget to use your Argon Crystals or else they argon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basvard Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) *Ordis* Operator, do you know that asking Ordis to mute is like asking Corpus to part with a coin? *Ceohalon Cy patches through* Or like asking Grineer to procreate. Edited June 20, 2020 by basvard Rephrase, spelling and grammar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selphentine Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, a new mail from captain vor, it says... Oh, oh no. Its spam. Dont mind it, ordis has already deleted it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegendaryNeurotoxin Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) Operator, remember the time you went to the --bzzt-- place and did the --bzzt-- thing to the --bzzzzzzzzzzzzt--? Ordis remember --bzzt-- it was TOTALLY AWESOME! Edited June 23, 2020 by LegendaryNeurotoxin Had too many of the word "the" in sequence. Used bold/italics for emphasis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)shadowmoon749 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 operator do you like the planet that we are at *distorted voice* ORDIS-TANT WORLDS CALLING *normal voice* shall we continue on our way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madrock7 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 "If I may say, Operator, your chosen Javeli...cough... sorry." I'll see myself out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamlet002 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 update in next week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)CaligulaTwily Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 "Dont forget Operator, Ordis will always Cepha-love you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)DNA-XVII Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 12 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)SUPRAS-_-93 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) Il y a 12 heures, [DE]Helen a dit : wow operator you just won a thousand platinium !!! Oh no sorry, ordis was just having a dream... Edited June 20, 2020 by (PS4)titchu93 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0_The_F00l Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Hahaha , Operator i heard a joke. A Grineer , a corpus and infested walked into a bar. So they made they raised the bar. Silly people , they should just limbo under it 😄 werent expecting that were you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Emeraldwolf141 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator you've returned, I hope you SLAUGHTERED YOUR ENEMIES, had a great time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Lord_Jerrik Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Ordis, look up all information on Cephalon Riven, and put all effort into the search. Understood Operator, you won't hear a peep from me until it is done! Good, not a peep until you've learned all about him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Sn00perTr00per0 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (After killing a lich) You did it Operator, it (ordis glitches out) took you 7 years- (ordis goes back to normal) it was a marvelous victory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Airistal Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) How manny Griner does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One? Now that I think about it let's see distance to suply, travel speed, overused clone life_span, casualty raites of operator in mission?(Confused questioning tone) One hundred twenty three... I think? Edited June 20, 2020 by (PS4)Airistal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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