_Kref_ Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (As the Tenno is fighting a Sentient enemy): Operator, they’re developing immunity to your weapons! Try -PUTTING YOUR FOOT UP THEIR AAAAAAS- attacking them with something different! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippokrene Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 When placing a decoration: I do appreciate how the Operator has turned my orbiter into a --hideous trash heap-- welcoming home. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)CutoverCarton78 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) On 2020-06-19 at 12:59 PM, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, (Returning from mission, mostly infested or infested related missions) Operator, did you *glitch* PURGE ALL INFECTIONS *end glitch* sanitize yourself before comming aboard? Edited June 27, 2020 by (XB1)CutoverCarton78 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)CutoverCarton78 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) On 2020-06-19 at 12:59 PM, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, (Returning from mission, mostly infested or infested related missions) Operator, did you *glitch* PURGE ALL INFECTIONS *end glitch* sanitize yourself before comming aboard? Edited June 27, 2020 by (XB1)CutoverCarton78 Infested invasions--> infested related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEZONE Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 What did Alad V say to the Operator who was fighting against the Grineer Queens? "You have royalty issues, Tenno." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiteraid Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Star Child , do you dream ? ( Plz make that Ordis from the Umbra quest appear more . Really like that one as i show that there is still a small chance the Original Ordis is still in there some where . ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Koi1 boy Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Operator, I,[static]., I forgot what I was going to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Savage_Turtle106 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) ... Edited June 27, 2020 by (PS4)Savage_Turtle106 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Savage_Turtle106 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Operator, do you know what time it is?... It's Tenno clock, ha..ha.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Ledelta62682 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) I though I posted already, but I can't find it? I guess I'll do it again: "Operator? Have you heard about a Mesa Warframe who shot everybody she ever loved... ...No?... oh well, she didn't MISS them anyway" Edit: NVM, I already found it...I'm new anyways. Edited June 27, 2020 by (NSW)Ledelta62682 To clarify that this is not a second Joke I made, I repeated it thinking my previous one was deleted. AGAIN, I'm new to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Nathorama Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Are you famished Operator? *devour the dead* Do you wish to Ordis take out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Error5417 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (Static noises & distorted voice) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (3 seconds pause) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (3 second pause) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (static noises) I am sorry, Operator. I was just trying TO MAKE YOU GO INSA-... (pause)... to attract your attention for (static noises & distorted voice) ENTERTAINMENT REASONS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)TheGameTrainer Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Oh! You got another weapon built! Let’s Go out there and tear some Grineer up!!..... I mean test this weapon out Operator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)lanceeeyy Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 “Operator, why did the Corpus soldier join his enemy? Because he wanted to move on to Grineer pastures! Ha-ha” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowTony Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Corpus gained access to Granum Library of Parvos. They designed a new self-learning robotic to help them parse through that immense amount of what was thought to be long lost knowledge. They became greedy and let it absorb everything. The line was overstepped! They lost control of the mech. It gained sentience and calls itself Hermaeus Moa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vlcek15 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Operator, don't you want to take *less buggy* stronger warframe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Csakimi06 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 "Operator, do you know what the Grineer use to refine unprocessed wood? The HEK Saw, Operator!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)darkfalz32 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 "Loadouts, check. Mods, check. Foundry -WON'T STOP MAKING NOISE-check. All equipment functioning as intended." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noggy05 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Operator, the Corpus are creating a prototype to control the foliage around their bases. They call it a lawn-MOA. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)PrettyJoey8759 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Booo! Oh my did I scare the all powerful operator ordis is proud to be ordis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salerina Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Ghost in the machine Operator? Ordis wonders...have you heard about the ghost in the machine? Do you mind if Ordis searches for information? Don't get me wrong, Ordis likes your company – but doesn't everyone need a hobby? [Once Operator does one of the cephalon related quests] Operator? Did Ordis tell you that I found some interesting readings about the ghost in the machine? Since your last mission I also recorded some interesing data. May be you want to have a look at it. [silence] ..never mind. I guess.. the Operator has better things to do, don't you? [once ship gets a specific visitor ;)] Operator! [confused] What happend!? I have recorded something, Bbut?! That doesn't make sense. There is something and there isn't - at the same time!? Do I need maintenence?/ May be the operator should replace me. Other options: Operator?! [displeased] I know something was there! I have a sound recording. Why is the ghost in the machine not talking to me? It has to be a cephalon like me, or? [static sounds] [Ghost laughs] Oh, Ordis – still the same, are you? Operator?! [paniking] What have you done! What have you done to Ordis?! Could you make that stop?! Please! I regrett that I started looking for the ghost in the machine. Please stop that! [Void ghost laughs] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
der_mape Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) Operator, why did the MOA fail to cross Steel Meridian Street? - Because it was Vaykor hacked. Edited June 30, 2020 by der_mape 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanMacLeod Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) Operator, how many Condrocs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but you'll never find out how they got in there.....[ha ha] Edited June 27, 2020 by SeanMacLeod written wrong the first time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyirnen Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Operator, Ordis wonders... Why are you always tuning your warframe's lower body, do warframes also have a waste management feature? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)lI SOS Sage Il Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (Used when near the mod segment.) Operator, i hope this witticism is not a STRECH or i shall attempt a REDIRECTION of my humor, i believe this witticism isn't OVEREXTENDED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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