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Cephalon Joke-a-Thon Contest [Winners Announced]

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Operator...

Ordis is curious. Found an old stick from an ancient candy that had words that made him laugh.

Did Ordis become a sucker for the witticism?

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Operator, Ordis wonders if you require use of the AIRLOCK- lavatory? Oh, no NEED TO BE SHY- cause for alarm! The toiletry is fully stocked!

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[After exiting arsenal]

"This loadout is sure to... purge... defeat your enemies, operator!"

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"Operator, I must apologize for and unexpected puns that may occur. I am thinking of ways to PUNish myself should they continue to happen.  *start glitch* ANOTHER?! *end glitch* Oh, this just won't do, do you think the Corupus have a PUNitentiary for cephalons?"

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Posted (edited)

im not good with jokes or puns but here i go:

"oh! operator! you have came back from a kuva lich mission? did he/she/it steal something that (distortion) makes you want to rip its head off-  you want back?"

Edited by lilplague7
tried to make the corrupt text more readable (edit 2) its hard to read the corrupt text so i removed it
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Operator, I have questions... 

1. Why are grineer called grineer when they do not grin?

2. Why are corpus called corpus when they are not dead yet?

3. How do infested pilot a ship? Are they smarter than ordis?

 

Sorry I have 3 but I do bring these up in discord alot... and ordos tends to be that way.

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What do you get when you merge a Kubrow and a Kavat template? Nightmares and therapy.

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"Operator, an old ancient record from Earth's past has been uncovered and I think it represents very well this situation"

(voice goes a bit deranged) "THERE IS NO KILL LIKE OVERKILL"

"I apologize Operator, but I seem to be in need of maintenance after that one"

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Operator, all the other Cephalon have names that start with s sounds, what do you think of the name Sordis? Snevermind

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(Preferred use: Upon entering or leaving the Foundry.)

Operator, do you think the Grineer could learn a thing or two about building things from you? Everything they build, you seem to destroy easily!

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