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Operator! My sensors are detecting a grineer presence on the ship! [Normal Ordis, agitated]

Kill them all! [Glitched Ordis]

[Small pause]

Nevermind operator, please empty your kavat's litterbox at your earliest convenience. [Normal Ordis, calm]

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Operator. What is the difference between the Grineer and the Corpus? 

Nothing! I am sure you can *glitch* purge both of *glitch*them to extinction! *end glitch* defeat both of them easily. I *glitch* greatly doubt your capabilities *and glitch* believe in you!

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“Operator... you seem to be very sad lately. Ordis has researched centuries worth of activities that might cheer the Operator up.”

Ordis assumes the holographic Lotus form and voice. 

“Coochie coochie coo! Who’s a cute wittle babyyy -“ (violent voice) “TIN SUIT OF DESTRUCTION-“ (transition to lotus voice) “You awe! Yes you awe!”

Ordis assumes his natural form and voice. 

“Did this make the Operator feel better? Ordis will continue his research...”

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"Operator Entertainment Mode Activated, please select from one of the possible entries. Humor Mode, Music Mode, (sound like being taken control of) "Girl Voice like amazon alexa" Alexa here your delivery of Tenno weapons will be delivered on the 15th. Please review your last purchase from 1 to 4. Last Shipment Tenno Con Dig...….. (Regaining Control) Operator I dont know what came over me. 

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