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(When you receive mail from the Shadow Stalker)

Operator, I 'hate' to inform you but it seems your inbox filter has been bypassed. But do not 'despair', I shall continue my 'war' on keeping this 'dread'ful stalker in your blocked list.

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Operator... Ever since I took over the Lotus' operations, I personally think I managed to NOT SCREW UP do a good job all by myself.
I was wondering, however, if you had any idea about what I should do with all of these PUNCHBAGS...  Huh. Enemies we DEPRIVED OF THEIR LIBERTY- captured.

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(When Grineer Settlement on Mars is selected)

“Operator!  There are so many sand on Mars!  It seems to include Ray. Laser sandwich.......[distorted/broken ordis voice]Grinia's food is bizarre.“

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1. You know, as I watched you hack off my limbs off, I thought to myself. “I don’t think I like this person very much”.

2. Where are Grineer called Grineer, when they don’t even Grin.
3. What’s the biggest joke in warframe.. the melee weapon war.

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